Hey kids
Sorry I haven't been around much lately, I've been out buying you loads of sexy toys for Christmas. Am off in 150 minutes and then you'll NEVER SEE ME AGAIN until this time next week.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:56, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Don't apologise.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:58, Reply)

You always know how to make me feel better mate
How have you been?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Disgraceful.
I am jealous of your hols. It'll be lavverly.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)

If all the travelling doesn't make us kill each other, yeah
What are you planning for the forthcoming week?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:05, Reply)

where are you going?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Nottingham tonight to my folks'
Then back to Norfolk to her Mum's for a couple of days, then on to her Dad's. Three Christmases FTW
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Oh, it sounded like you were going on "The grand Tour"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:18, Reply)

This is something to do with cocks, isn't it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:20, Reply)

no, it was tour undertaken by rich young men to be taught about classics and thge arts
basically it sounded like you were going further than Nottingham...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:25, Reply)

And to get their end away with foreign birds.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Sober up.
Cook like a champignon (see what I did there?).

Consume, consume, consume. It's Jesus' birthday!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Excellent attitude that
*appluads politely*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Sexy toys?
*hopes*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:01, Reply)

It's a bicycle with a dildo for a seat for you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Pft!
I already have one of those.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Alright darlin'
how's you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Not bad mate, a bit bored.
no real reson to be at work dfor the next 2 days, but no reason to use up holiday either, so expect me on here a lot.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Expect me on here not at all after tonight I'm afraid sweetie
Won't be online again until this time next week.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:16, Reply)

I'll be a blue christmas without you.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK4BeD5I-Pk
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Get a room you two.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:26, Reply)

He won't leave his girlfriend!
*sobs*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:34, Reply)

There there.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:35, Reply)

...so you can join us?
Bagsy tails!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:35, Reply)

is that a euphamism for cock?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Ha! I think CQ would be happy enough with heads.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:37, Reply)

s
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I have never seen you as you refuse to upload your WL video

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Yeah, that's what I want the internet to have
More ammunition
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:04, Reply)