There's a strong possibility that I'll be spending Christmas in a cell having been done for murder.
Jesus fucking wobbling Christ the jobcentre are a useless bunch of cuntsocks.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:05, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

They need men like you.
Tell then you can do, and have done, their jobs better. That'll endear you to them.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:07, Reply)

I already have, on the phone to the incompetent numskull
who's just rang me to tell me that my claim is with the processing team and should be done by today. Or maybe tomorrow.

When I asked for the processing team's number so I could check directly I was told that they don't have a phone line. I'm not fucking surprised.

A mate of mine also told me yesterday that the DWP will be recruiting about 4000 extra permanent staff soon. I can fully see me ending up back there.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Well, it's a job at least
and in a growing sector for a while I should think...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Backwards moves are rarely a good idea.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Beggars can't be choosers, Blousie.
I'd go back but still look for other stuff.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:19, Reply)

What Davvers said.
It's a job and money coming in at the end of the day and you can always look for better.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Well, quite.
Not the best paid job in the world, mind, but at the minute I'd give anything a go.

Apart from telesales. That can fuck off.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Still looking into your little earner at home?

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:19, Reply)

I thought prostitution was still illegal

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:20, Reply)

its alright if you pay for their 'time' and not services rendered
so i heard
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:21, Reply)

It's only illegal if you push back.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Yeah, got a business start up seminar thing on 4th January.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:20, Reply)

oh dear, you shouldn't be throwing your money away on that frivilous crap

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:21, Reply)

It's a free service.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:22, Reply)

thats what you want them to think
then you'll be int here and its BAM £400 for a sausae roll

Sucka
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Ryan Air are doing business start up seminars?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Good luck mate
Whatever that turns out to mean.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:27, Reply)