It wouldn't really suit a modern abode like yours petal.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:07, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Or indeed any abode outside the 'Labyrinth' set.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Or Jim Henson's house.
well, grave.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Oh, it really is from Labyrinth.
I cannot decide whether that makes it better or worse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:10, Reply)

worse surely, considering the Bowie association

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:12, Reply)

I'll put it on the front door, it'll only be seen by people who walk in rather than in the flat.
And it'll keep out all the bad mojo.

I need 3 door knobs for my waldrobe, I'm thinking as I have a chanderlear in my bedroom, something victorian-looking and silver.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:12, Reply)

If you buy that door knocker,
you'll only need to get two knobs, because you will be a massive one yourself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:13, Reply)

hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:15, Reply)

You mong, I like them, I'm going for it when I get paid at midnight.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Who pays you at Midnight, Fagin?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Is this a jew joke?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:22, Reply)

No, more the shady underworld of London joke.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:29, Reply)

^ Kojak's rejected 'first draft' catchphrase

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:41, Reply)

^My best post ever

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:46, Reply)

It's the worst thing I've seen today
and I saw a dog eating a tramp's turd on the way to work
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:23, Reply)