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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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Man up. Don't act like a minge and you won't get ejected from these places.
If you do, apologise to the bouncer as you are being kicked out and chalk it down to experience.

Chicks love that shit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:56, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I am manning up, by getting rid of the thing that turns me into an occasional cunt.
I reckon others could learn from my example *shines*
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Don't beat yourself up about it mate.
Life, innit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I'm not any more, just making changes for the better.
God I sound like a cunt.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:01, Reply)

+ let the bouncers do that for you.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Yeah, let the bouncers do the beating.
*edit* Damn you, Monty.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:01, Reply)

In your own time, son.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:02, Reply)

this in spades
you said you were having a bad month, all that shit probably came out.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Racist

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:02, Reply)

yes?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Yeah maybe, months worth of shit in truth.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:03, Reply)

You're cutting your cock off?
Steady on.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Nah, my cock turns me into an ANIMAL.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:02, Reply)

The animal is nothing more than a dirty dog, sadly.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:03, Reply)

A very, very dirty dog.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I once made the mistake of kicking a bouncer in the head
While being slung over the shoulder of the other one that was ejecting me from the building. I don't recommend hitting them back.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:01, Reply)

^this.
NEVER retaliate to a bouncer. EVER.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I looked up and saw this massive fist <i>descending</i> from the sky
Then it's a bit hazy
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:03, Reply)

I had a "Get your fucking hands off me" moment with a couple of bouncers at a place in Brixton.
*smack*

I wake up having a nice sit down outside, with a sore temple and rapidly blackening eye.

What have we learned?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:09, Reply)

The best lessons are the harshest

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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I remember resisting like fuck.
Hence being thrown as opposed to escorted.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:05, Reply)

That'll do it.
The only acceptable response is "I'm going, I'm going!"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I only wanted my new hat I bought myself for Christmas :(

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:14, Reply)

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