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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Course I fuckin luv yer
Cos yer me best mate. Eh?
Lend us a tenner, like?
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:12, Reply)
Cos yer me best mate. Eh?
Lend us a tenner, like?
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:12, Reply)
*lends internet tenner*
spend it on some decent beer eh? Not that Lager shite.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:14, Reply)
spend it on some decent beer eh? Not that Lager shite.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Lend 'im nowt! Not even the stink off yer arse!
It'll just get spent on drink, or summat ;)
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:20, Reply)
It'll just get spent on drink, or summat ;)
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:20, Reply)
Yeah, man, like smack'n'crack'n'rock'n'roll ;)
And tabs, if yer smurk!
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:26, Reply)
And tabs, if yer smurk!
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:26, Reply)
Of these things only Rock and roll appeals to me
I stopped smurking a week back and I'll stay stopped until new years
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:28, Reply)
I stopped smurking a week back and I'll stay stopped until new years
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:28, Reply)
Good luck with that dude!
Best thing I ever did was packing in teh fags.
Well, 2nd best I you count marrying the present mrs 69!
And apparently smack can be quite more-ish, according to Jimmy Carr.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:33, Reply)
Best thing I ever did was packing in teh fags.
Well, 2nd best I you count marrying the present mrs 69!
And apparently smack can be quite more-ish, according to Jimmy Carr.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:33, Reply)
It's not botther, I'm past the hard bit.
I can basically smoke for a bit and quite at will now. so I'll stay off them over christmas so as not to upset my mum and then skoe when I drink at new years and then probably quite again because they do me no good.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:38, Reply)
I can basically smoke for a bit and quite at will now. so I'll stay off them over christmas so as not to upset my mum and then skoe when I drink at new years and then probably quite again because they do me no good.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:38, Reply)
Stopping and starting ain't quitting!
It's taking a break, is all.
Just give the buggers up, you'll thank yourself for it ;)
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:45, Reply)
It's taking a break, is all.
Just give the buggers up, you'll thank yourself for it ;)
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:45, Reply)
when I was a kid an option at the chippy was
a battered piece of potato. Apart from the fact it was basically a variation on a chip (meaning you had chips with a slightly different chip) they were called 'smacks' meaning you would order 'smack and chips'
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:34, Reply)
a battered piece of potato. Apart from the fact it was basically a variation on a chip (meaning you had chips with a slightly different chip) they were called 'smacks' meaning you would order 'smack and chips'
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:34, Reply)
Fucking brilliant.
There's at least two chippies I can think of where that might get you something else.
Only two? Actually there's a few more than that, but I did "live" in Liverpool for a bit and I did work in west Cumbria for a while... Make of that what you will.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:42, Reply)
There's at least two chippies I can think of where that might get you something else.
Only two? Actually there's a few more than that, but I did "live" in Liverpool for a bit and I did work in west Cumbria for a while... Make of that what you will.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Don't you worry pal
It'll be spent on Sainsbury's "right good wine for £2.99".
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:21, Reply)
It'll be spent on Sainsbury's "right good wine for £2.99".
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:21, Reply)
I've been trying to answer this in the spirit presented
And failed.
Which must mean it's bedtime for me.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:31, Reply)
And failed.
Which must mean it's bedtime for me.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:31, Reply)
Sounds like a good strap line, that!
Stainsburies
Home of reet good wine for two ninety nine!
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:30, Reply)
Stainsburies
Home of reet good wine for two ninety nine!
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:30, Reply)
I use 'comedy' names for the supermarkets.
Stressco, Stainsbury's, Spazda and Moronison's.
I'll let you work out what Costcutter is.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:34, Reply)
Stressco, Stainsbury's, Spazda and Moronison's.
I'll let you work out what Costcutter is.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:34, Reply)
I refer to Morrisons as Fortnum and Mason
So when I'm buying out of date sausage I can, like, so relate to Rswipe.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:37, Reply)
So when I'm buying out of date sausage I can, like, so relate to Rswipe.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:37, Reply)
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