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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It shall not be Christmas here until 4 bloody PM
Everywhere else I've worked there's been a "last day, pop off early" message from the higher-ups but here it's all "safety of the public" and "vital role in our nation's security" and "working your contracted hours". The bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:11, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
To be fair it'd be bedlam if people couldn't get their big macs while they're shopping

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:13, Reply)
What do you do again Lighty?
Are you in charge of missile defence or something?

If SO I have an Idea for you: Reindeer Cannon!

More bang for your buck.

/jeff
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:13, Reply)
I can't say
"Special Projects" for the Home Office is what I tell dim birds in the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:17, Reply)
Well, have a word will you?
Reindeer Cannon is an awesome ideer.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:18, Reply)
Doe!

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:13, Reply)
Friday has always been poets' day.
Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:14, Reply)
I'll be happy with 4pm.
My boss has decided he wants to do a state of the nation meeting before we go home. It will be a list of reasons why we didn't get a bonus this year, missing out the bit where he gets a shiny new Range Rover, and why we are all cunts, again.

Oh, he hasn't arrived here yet, having two meetings in London before he gets in. If he manages to get through the traffic.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:18, Reply)
Shit in his coffee.
it's only fair.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:19, Reply)
He'd complain if I didn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:20, Reply)
Firm but fair.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:21, Reply)
I know, I'm having problems with my bowels at the moment, sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:26, Reply)

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