Hello maaaaaaaaate.
Yeah I'm quite good thanks. Shopping done, reading Katie Piper's book by the fire and going round a mates and then into town later for a few drinks. Wagwan with you, Jeff?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:03, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm gonna wrap stuff
Then get on the drink.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:11, Reply)

My mum's wrapping all my stuff.
Except her Men in Uniform calendar, the calendar shop kindly wrapped it for me so I didn't have to bowl round town with it clearly displayed under my arm.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:14, Reply)

I need to buy wrapping paper.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Tinfoil init.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:20, Reply)

I'm friends with her cousin.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Do you know what she's like?
Her book is very basically written but she's an amazing person. I couldn't do what she's done.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Apparently she is lovely but not met her. She is tough though definitely.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I bought her book whilst pissed and reading an article about her.
I didn't even clock that it was her until I read the comments at the bottom; www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/4003200/Katie-Piper-dazzles-br-at-the-theatre.html
Inspirational person.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:35, Reply)

I think she would be very pleased to know that I would still have sex with her.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:43, Reply)

You're a saint, Gonz, you really are.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I'm the gift that keeps on giving, the energizer bunny ain't got shit on me, I'm not a rampant rabbit, I'm a fiery fox.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:53, Reply)