I feel blessed
I don't have a hangover and Amazon have just delivered all of my Christmas shopping. How are you today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 11:53, 37 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

And when Santa's had enough of me
And i'm sleighing flat out on the floor
When he thinks I've mincepied him all I can
I'm gonna love him a little bit more.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:02, Reply)

hungover like a bastard
bloody rum. Why does it have to taste so nice, Jeff, why?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Did you have a mixer with it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:11, Reply)

ginger beer
so tasty.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:21, Reply)

I didn't get up till eleven
I have some cleaning to do so that I'm ready to enjoy tomorrow.

After that, it's fucking party time!!!!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:14, Reply)

'Fucking party time' sounds like
You'll be spending Christmas with The Krankies.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Well, that's a nice image.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Fan-dabby-dozey.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Lazy mare !
Alright b3th? How about changing your FB status to "It's complicated" ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Everything's complicated, Gonz.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Good lass ! That's the way I like it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:50, Reply)

I'm just finishing a fag and then I'm going to brave ASDA. I'll need to keep my whits about me, but It think I'll be alright.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:25, Reply)

RIght, I'm going, L8erz

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:28, Reply)

I'm back.
I got lots of goodies.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:51, Reply)

The stall in Bromley that does calendars has run out of "Black and in uniform 2012".
So I had to settle for "Men in uniform 2012". There's a token black guy and he's ripped to fuck so that should keep my mum happy. Christmas shopping is finally all done.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Alright Baz?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Hello maaaaaaaaate.
Yeah I'm quite good thanks. Shopping done, reading Katie Piper's book by the fire and going round a mates and then into town later for a few drinks. Wagwan with you, Jeff?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:03, Reply)

I'm gonna wrap stuff
Then get on the drink.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:11, Reply)

My mum's wrapping all my stuff.
Except her Men in Uniform calendar, the calendar shop kindly wrapped it for me so I didn't have to bowl round town with it clearly displayed under my arm.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:14, Reply)

I need to buy wrapping paper.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Tinfoil init.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:20, Reply)

I'm friends with her cousin.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Do you know what she's like?
Her book is very basically written but she's an amazing person. I couldn't do what she's done.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Apparently she is lovely but not met her. She is tough though definitely.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I bought her book whilst pissed and reading an article about her.
I didn't even clock that it was her until I read the comments at the bottom; www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/4003200/Katie-Piper-dazzles-br-at-the-theatre.html
Inspirational person.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:35, Reply)

I think she would be very pleased to know that I would still have sex with her.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:43, Reply)

You're a saint, Gonz, you really are.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I'm the gift that keeps on giving, the energizer bunny ain't got shit on me, I'm not a rampant rabbit, I'm a fiery fox.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Good thanks
Had a cracking curry last night, had a few beers today, off to pick up one final present, some ingredients, then I'm off to get drunk with friends!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 13:46, Reply)

I'm bored with Christmas already.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Hang
over
from
hell
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Good work

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:10, Reply)

I've got some christmas booze too. Magners
- Spiced Apple & Honey
- Pear & Ginger
- A third one I can't remember
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Hey Gonz, you need to hear about the yummy tea that mr b3th is making me
Shredded fillet steak, tossed in shredded savoy cabbage and spinach with crushed walnuts. All served with sautéed potatoes.

After that, I can get stuck into the drinking. Oh yeah.....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:37, Reply)

I have no hangover *smug*
I'm just putting off all the wrapping I've got to do before I can go over my mate's house and play Star Wars Triv.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:18, Reply)

All sorted
Presents - check
Xmas food - check
A few drinks and a jam with Pooflake done - check
Gig for the 29th sorted - check
Going to the g/f's fpr a home-cooked chinky in an hour - check

Now, where's my croissant?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 17:19, Reply)

I would pay
A significant amount of money for someone else to wrap presents for me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 17:31, Reply)