I have toffifee, best of the 'chocolates in a tray' genre
unless you disagree, of course...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:07, 133 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

off course at this time of day/year
no one will answer this for hours, so I'm off to watch a film with guinea pigs in it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:14, Reply)

You have my attention for a couple of hours
Not the film with CGI Guinea Pigs? I was forced to watch the last 20 mins of that the other day and what a heap of toss it was.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:18, Reply)

i imagine it will be
but everyone keeps telling me they've seen it and thought of me (because of the whole guinea pig thing). To be honest, I don't think it's realistic, my pigs are not built to be special agents
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Hang on
You mean your pigs DON'T have special powers? I feel deceived.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:23, Reply)

oh they do
but not special agent powers. They have a special ability to make carrots disappear.

ha! The girl one has a quiff like one of my pigs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:26, Reply)

They talk as well
In American accents.

My guinea pigs lived in hutch and squeaked a bit. It was a bit of a let-down.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:27, Reply)

I think mine have welsh accents, but
not so strong as you might think
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:29, Reply)

They might be Welsh speakers
Watch they don't burn your house down.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:32, Reply)

is it bad that this is making me laugh?
except the bits when the kids are mean to them, taht makes me do a sad :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:45, Reply)

OMG! There's a twist!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:26, Reply)

The evil mole
It all turns out right in the end.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:34, Reply)

he wasn't evil, just misled
anyway, that was OK in a shitty stupid film kind of way. Except all the inaccuracies about pigs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:37, Reply)

The talking, and the activity and stuff
Guinea Pigs aren't really dynamic.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:41, Reply)

Mine talk a lot
and they do run about quite a lot, but not with such purpose. Also they don't eat cake or pepperoni, don't run in wheels or balls and are more like the fat one than those other dudes. Also they ALWAYS panic
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:44, Reply)

My Pigs used to like their food in a certain place
And they'd scuff their food bowls across the hutch. As expected, B-I-L is in a mighty sulk so we ain't out tonight.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:54, Reply)

Oh god I heart Toffifee.
I got some fancy Ferrero Rocher thing, quite nice but I think I'd rather just have the original Ferrero Rocher thing, or some Toffifee. I still have two gifts to come, and one's a ukulele *wiggles*
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:27, Reply)

*fancy* ferro rocher thing?
man, those ambassadors are pushing the boat out again
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:30, Reply)

I know, they're dark, like little black holes of chocolate and hazlenut.
The event horizon it covered in little dark chocolate sprinkles. One day someone'll invent white chocolate Ferrero Rocher and my life* will be complete.
*waistline
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:45, Reply)

they already exist, or did
there used to be a tray of assorted dark, light and milk chocolate ones
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:47, Reply)

I think kiddo got some yesterday, apparently the light ones are dusted with coconut.
COCONUT! ON WHITE CHOCOLATE!
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Now then Noel.
Good 'un?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Yeah, not bad at all actually.
The food yesterday was fucking incredible, I haven't had a drink in 9 days and things are looking peachy. Yourself?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:44, Reply)

On the whole - good
Feeling better about the bits of the family I don't see too much - Ma and Brother. They're OK.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Good stuff.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:51, Reply)

I've never had Toffifee
I think I'm missing out. I had some fake After Eight mint chocolate things earlier.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:40, Reply)

I don't know what it is
I was scared to ask, in case everyone knows but me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:43, Reply)

seriously?
they are awesome - toffee and chocolate with a hazelnut in the middle
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:44, Reply)

New one on me
Obviously never made it to the wastelands of Bradford.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:52, Reply)

they definitely managed to make it as far as cheshire

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Bradford is a specialist market
Start with Sunny D, then Greggs Pastie, then Lager.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:58, Reply)

I've had five pints and a couple of stuffing balls.
Been to watch the match at the pub. Thanks to a crap signal, I missed both goals. Wish I'd stayed at home and listened to it on the radio instead.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Past the hangover now...
Drinking cheep beer in the company of arseholes...
;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Orm?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:43, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:48, Reply)

I'm also still pissed from yesterday.
This cannot end well.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:44, Reply)

I'm off to the pub this evening
I really don't fancy it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:51, Reply)

I'm off to the in laws for dinner later.
It's howling a gale, cold, and whilst the food will be nice I could happily curl up and not venture out again until tomorrow.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:52, Reply)

I'm waiting for my Brother-in-Law to get back from Fleetwood
Then we're going out. But I don't fancy it either. Fleetwood 2, Southport 2, so he'll be sulking.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Does he wear an overcoat when the weather is bad?
A fleetwood mac if you like.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:59, Reply)

He's Southport
And I admire him a bit for that. He grew up in Ormskirk and he's followed them through...thin, I suppose.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:01, Reply)

Fuck, pissed again...
Marston's old empire £2/pint
;)
The arseholes I'm drinking with have ceased to be arseholes...
I'm thinking it's time to go home...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:11, Reply)

Jim'll Fix It!
Is gonna be on shortly. What 'Fix It' would you like?

Jeff'll fix it for yoooou and you and you.....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:43, Reply)

Jeff - Jim is dead.
He can't fix anything any more.

Sorry to break this to you.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:45, Reply)

I'll do 'Jeff'll Fix It'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:47, Reply)

he'll fix it so you can talk to the other spirits of the underworld

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Heh, gonz has a mutual friend with my brother.
Small world.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:48, Reply)

We're not going out tonight.
I invite comments below, and you'll allow me to cast aspersions on your social abilities.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:50, Reply)

boooo
I'm staying in, arsing about on the computer and drinking on my own.

Try and make that seem sad, huh?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:57, Reply)

Ooh yer bugger.
I'd set that as a Lyon trap.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:59, Reply)

what's goin on man

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:01, Reply)

haha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:09, Reply)

Hombre
I knew you'd roll up with just the slightest invocation.

Wherever you are, you're not far from Rory Lyon.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Hello I'm home.
Back to the calm and as far away from all the food in my mum's fridge as I could get.
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:05, Reply)

welcome back

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:09, Reply)

Thank you.
It's good to be back.
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:11, Reply)

Err...where have you been?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:17, Reply)

To my parents house.

( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:26, Reply)

*WAVES*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Surfs
Fuck I can't swim
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:30, Reply)

Hello petal.

( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:38, Reply)

Hello flower.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:43, Reply)

All going well so far?
No family crisis or drunken mishaps?

My dad took my little sis out for a drink Christmas eve and got her sozzled whereupon she threw up in the bedroom. Woke up right as rain in the morning. You'd never have thought she'd had a drop. Bloody youth is wasted on the young. Also one of my older nephews got a black eye while out , so lots of excitement over Christmas for us.
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Sounds more like a Glasgow wedding than Christmas!
Get any nice pressies?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:49, Reply)

An awesome t-shirt off my mum.
I also have two bookcases being delivered in the new year.
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Does it have zombies on it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:59, Reply)

Nope! a skull : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Well you like skulls. So that's alright.
Did Aunty Blousie come up trumps gift wise for her nephew this year?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Paid towards a Wii, bought a Marvel superhero poster and some shin pads for football.

( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:04, Reply)

Sounds like a good haul!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:06, Reply)

A mere drop in the ocean of his presents.

( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:18, Reply)

Blossom

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:46, Reply)

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
Watcha!
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:09, Reply)

Hello Noel.
How's the not drinking?
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:12, Reply)

Fucking ace thanks!
I feel brilliant in the mornings and my pooh is all like normal and stuff.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:30, Reply)

How about you?
Good couple of days?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:30, Reply)

Yup! And only had a bottle of Magners the whole time I was home : )
Even went for a run today.
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 19:38, Reply)

Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey is just starting on Sky Living!
The boardgame scene with Death is a classic.

It's a shame I'm going to the pub.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:01, Reply)

I'm watching the fall of the Roman empire on BBC4 because I'm all sophisticated.

( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:03, Reply)

I'm watching Bill and Ted when I should be getting ready to go out.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:05, Reply)

that's one of the few filums I have on DVD
it's a bit dated now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:09, Reply)

It's funny in places.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:11, Reply)

i will not deny it
but I think the bit at the start when in the far future the kids have computers...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:12, Reply)

How is the house move progressing Cap'n?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:14, Reply)

I have heard nothing since last week
I wanna move RIGHT NOW, because I want to paint the bedroom orange and make a crocheted wire lampshade
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Right.
I'm off to the pub for a couple of hours.

Catch ya later Bill and Ted!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:19, Reply)

STATION!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:20, Reply)

I have Lindt and chocolate orange

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:40, Reply)

But now you're back here
Wouldn't you want to live in Chicago forever? I would.

Alright guv?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Yeah I do and will be applying the second I graduate.
I'm good man, how was your Christmas?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Not bad fella.
Fuck I'd love to work over there.

I'm saying I would - one of my flights over on BA and the Captain said "The one thing the UK exported to the US and they improved on was beaurocracy".
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 21:22, Reply)

I love the places stupid amount and living in the states would mean lots of travelling so I can report
Back on the beaurocracy idea. And do a man vs food tour
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Sorry for the repost, but don't like to leave the board in a mess.
In my house we have left...
2 tins of Roses (ninja'd- we remembered a spare one under my bed)
2 Terry's Chocolate Oranges
1 Lindt Lindtor Balls Box
1 Pack of mince pies
1 bag of Thorntons Misshapes
1 Family Circle buiscuit box
1 pack of giant USA cookies.
and a whole Yule log
Wed already eaten 1 tin of roses over the months. I should imagine what we have will last the bloody year!
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 26 Dec 2011, 21:22, Reply)

FUCK OFF YOU THREAD DELETING BLACK COUNTRY NONCE.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Prick

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 22:10, Reply)

OK Kids
What's missing from this picture?

I've started this Freefair, or Semidetached whatever you are, so you can't delete it.

You gutless little boy. You're not a bad geezer. You're fairly sharp and you can be quite amusing.

Stick with your convictions but STOP deleting threads when people get the better of you. Could you do that in real life?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 21:35, Reply)

*shakes fist in solidarity*
Yeah! How will we ever prove we're better than you if you keep burning the evidence?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 26 Dec 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Freefare has just deleted a huge chunk of this thread
And yes, I saw what you did there you scamp.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Heh.
I know, I read some of it then got distracted by shiny things.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 26 Dec 2011, 21:57, Reply)

I put my heart and soul into some of the replies
And where are they now, eh?

I'll deal with it in an adult way.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 22:01, Reply)

by throwing your toys out of the pram
and totally hulking out and having a proper argument? Maybe a flounce (but only for, like, 10 minutes)? Go on, there's been no drama.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 22:08, Reply)

I've dealt with it.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 22:09, Reply)

erudite and concise

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 22:11, Reply)

As ever
x
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 22:13, Reply)

And what's this, Cavy?
When have I ever done the alpha male thing?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 22:20, Reply)

*shrugs*
i dunno, was just hoping for interesting melodrama
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 22:25, Reply)

I'm 43. That's old.
I can smash him down any old way in an intelluctual dispute - and I did, that's why he deleted it.

I've never felt physically old before but I'm getting aches now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 22:30, Reply)

Fuck my old age
Where are you Freefair? Do you want to explain the rise of economic conservatism in the early 60's that gave rise to Heath?

Against the world at the time?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 22:39, Reply)

This may be bedtime
Feel free to stay up, obsessives.

X
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 22:55, Reply)

I'm back from the pub.
As you were.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 23:35, Reply)