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So what is everyone
1)hoping will happen next year?
2)expecting to happen next year?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:01,
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Evening again
1) get a job, lose weight, have fun
2) same old same old
PMA, right here. How about you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:02,
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mostly i'm hoping I don't spent another year
single/involuntarily celibate
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:05,
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You at the stage of doing one of those deals like the movies
"if we're not married by 30 we'll marry each other" only with humping a sweaty-palmed b3tan?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:30,
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You've got the C.V to get a job.
Now go get it!
Have you considered looking for training roles? With your teaching background, that might be something to consider.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:06,
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Totally going to get right on that.
I can't waste a shiny new CV like that, after all.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:10,
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I can't remember how we left it
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:16,
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It basically says
"Give me a job, I'm fucking ace"
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:17,
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But hidden in amongst the C.V is the suggestion 'unless Jeff wants the work'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:19,
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I wouldn't dream of standing on your toes, dear.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:20,
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You wouldn't get close to standing on my toes
What with your massive norks.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:21,
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This is definitely true
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:22,
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1) Business will continue to be good.
2) Business won't be as good and I'll have to reduce my rate (again).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:02,
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your ass is getting pretty cheap for those sailors already these days
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:06,
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Hahahaha!
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girlinthehole, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:07,
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And don't you encourage her either.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:08,
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Shut it.
Taff.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:08,
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Hand £10
Mouth £20
Arse £50
Am I close?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:09,
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I think y ou mean pence not pounds
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:10,
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No. Bristol is a centre of commerce.
If you think I'm charging WsM prices you can think again.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:11,
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much more competition
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:14,
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You could get more than that on the pier
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:15,
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I'm not doing some deal where I get paid in prize-bingo tokens.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:15,
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crazy golf tokens, however...
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:16,
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As the OT Crazy Golf champion.
If anyone wants my title, they'll have to put up the money to play me.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:18,
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so when's the new year pier bash, then?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:21,
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When do you want it?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:21,
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NOW!
wait, sorry, I thought I was at a protest
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:22,
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I'm going to call Bristol drinks next year.
I'll leave B3th to organise Pier Bash II
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:22,
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so when are they, then?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:23,
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TBC
I've not checked to see what else is on in Bristol. But I'd imagine it'll be summer time.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:23,
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that's forever away - I don't plan *that* far ahead
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:24,
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Well when it goes in the calendar
you'll have something to look forward to won't you.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:26,
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we might all be dead by then
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:26,
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But we might not be dead.
We might all be alive. Alive and in the mood for cider.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:27,
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I find this very unlikely
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:28,
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You don't have to come Captain.
If you don't think you'll enjoy it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:29,
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it's the alive bit I am dubious about
2012 innit, don't we all get eaten by zombie aliens at new year or something?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:30,
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If that's what the other kids on the Sunshine bus are telling you
Then who am I to upset you and say otherwise.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:31,
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I'm never in the mood for cider.
Cider is fucking rank.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:29,
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Nice cider is nice.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:30,
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Cider is just like apple juice
and that's rank too.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:33,
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You massive spaz-factory.
Cider is lovely.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:35,
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Fuck you, boyband!
I can't drink fermented fruit.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:36,
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boyband?
You cider hating freakoid.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:38,
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Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Right, I'm off to bed. See yous the morra.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:40,
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Night!!!!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:43,
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1. Meet the love of my life.
2. Get a new fireplace.
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girlinthehole, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:03,
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fireplaces are nice
:/
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:05,
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It's definitely a close second to romance.
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girlinthehole, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:07,
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Re the new fireplace.
I see you've got grate expectations for the new year.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:08,
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LTI
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girlinthehole, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:09,
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*Flick V's - and leaves*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:11,
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now look what you've done, BGB
he's only gone and gone
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:14,
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He'll be back.
Boredom will drive him back.
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girlinthehole, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:14,
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You'd miss me if I really left.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:15,
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shortest flounce ever
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:16,
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It wasn't a flouce.
I've reacted to LTI requests before. Usually I just go and have a smoke.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:17,
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At least Jimmy Tarbuck could have his jokes back.
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girlinthehole, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:16,
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You're being very spiteful this evening Blousie.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:18,
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Luckily I'm off to bed soon so you'll be safe from my wicked tongue.
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girlinthehole, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:22,
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You're no Barry.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:22,
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Haha!
*feels a bit sick*
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girlinthehole, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:23,
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hahahaha
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:25,
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And Ken Dodd's dad's dog would feel a bit safer.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:18,
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