I am thankful that I wasn't made to go to the ballet
uncultured lout that I am
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 18:16, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I've never been to a ballet
I hear they're noisy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 18:17, Reply)

It's all that dancing about, the cunts.

( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 18:18, Reply)

I'm mixing cheesy loves songs in VirtualDJ.
My life is complete.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 29 Dec 2011, 18:17, Reply)

A few years ago I was working all over the xmas holiday
came home on xmas eve and watched Swan Lake with mr b3th with the xmas tree lights twinkling away happily. That was fucking boss.

You, madam, are obviously a pikey.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Dec 2011, 18:19, Reply)

Quite clearly
but it was the Nutcracker and I'd seen it live before and disliked it.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 18:20, Reply)

It has little mices in it.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Dec 2011, 18:24, Reply)

it's annoying to play, too

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 18:25, Reply)

Don't come round here being all cultured.
We're common as muck, apparently.

innit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Dec 2011, 18:26, Reply)

I'm the worst kind of common
the type of common which knows slightly more about some cultured things, but not enough to actually make it to cultured status
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 18:32, Reply)

*sigh*, sometimes you can all be such a chore. OK then, I'll get it out the way.
"COR BLIMEY, I'D LIKE SOMEONE TO GIVE MY NUTS A GOOD CRACKING".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 18:32, Reply)