So New Year resolutions then?
Go on make something up, I'm sure it'll be very funny.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:47, 40 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The only change I have planned this year is that I want a holiday, rather than a festival.
Was considering joining a gym, but can't be arsed, and I've got about 4 weeks coming up where running would be rather painful.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Are you having your feet amputated?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:50, Reply)

I'm getting circumcised

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Are you joining Gonz's people?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:54, Reply)

Nope, although my Dad has offered to get me a yarmulke, just so I can match up
Bastard.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:55, Reply)

I'll do it if you want.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:59, Reply)

That's one of the creepiest things I've ever read on here.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Haha,

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:00, Reply)

If gyms were about half the price then I'd join one.
I think they're a massive rip off at the moment.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:52, Reply)

There's one on the road behind my house that is meant to be cheap, but is a gym for musclebound fucknuggets, rather than those who simply want to lose weight

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:53, Reply)

They could be nice people, you won't know unless you try.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:54, Reply)

If you just want to lose weight then eat less and exercise more
It really is that easy, you don't need to join a gym. I started cycling loads and the fatness just fell off me.
( Peej, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:54, Reply)

I'd like to cycle, but my balance is fucking ridiculous, I don't trust myself cycling near roads.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:56, Reply)

it all depends on the way you prefer to exercise
I'm in a gym because I like swimming, and don't mind the gym stuff as it's better than running on roads or cycling up hills.

and, no, the weight isn't falling off me, but it was never going to
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Oh internet
to forever remain fat and unloveable due to low self esteem
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Self esteem is fine, and I've lost weight recently
I'd just like to get into better shape too
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:56, Reply)

So go to the gym
make friends with the muscle marys and ask them to help you bulk up.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:57, Reply)

One of my housemates is hugely built, and considering swapping gyms soon
Might see if he fancies that one...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:58, Reply)

I believe the gym parlance to to 'get ripped'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:59, Reply)

I'm going to be nicer to people on the internet.
I think you're a charming person Chompy, and any lady would be lucky to have you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Thanks dude, that means a lot coming from you xxx

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Do you two go to gay school?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Do you go to racist moron school?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Kings' School, Winchester?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:07, Reply)

I thought you were going to play nicely.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:08, Reply)

moar booxe
less exercise
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Giving up booze would be a good one for me.
But I still have booze left from my NYE party. I'll finish that and then stop drinking.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:53, Reply)

I was going to give up booze
then decided against it. I have given up chocolate though.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:51, Reply)

I have some chocolate hobnobs here
I won't give you any in a effort to help you.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Great stuff
*tears into the crisps*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:57, Reply)

My new years resolution
is to not threadstomp anyone all year.
( Peej, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:51, Reply)

i'm trying better with my seplling

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:12, Reply)

ah fuck

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:13, Reply)

Resolutions usually last about a fortnight with me.
I can't even remember last years.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:17, Reply)

you should save them by bookmarking the thread you declare them in on here

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:18, Reply)

*Nods*
What a excellent idea. I'm going to be a nicer person, stroke kittens and vehemently deny the Holocaust.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:25, Reply)

I am going to take a picture every day.
I'm fed up with resolutions that are worthy and good for me, so made one that I think I'd enjoy.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:18, Reply)

you should take one of yourself
and watch your inevitable decline towards death
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:22, Reply)

Good morning, sunshine and rainbows.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:25, Reply)

i shit rainbows into the face of the sun

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:37, Reply)