I have a song in my head that I can't work out but I remember two lines
"Of all the men at news at 10 I get the biggest spots,
They say I have the perfect face for playing join the dots"

Google is no help, does anyone else remember it or did I just make it up in my head?

Alt. I was an hour late for work because the wind has blown down two trees on my route. However this was more than made up for by the glimpse of stockings, suspenders and a thong I got when the wind blew up a fine looking ladies skirt. How has the wind affected you today?

*edit* oops sorry, I'd delete it but then I'd be a thread deleting cunt again
( Peej, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:49, 11 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

i have not farted in at least 12 hours
so the wind is not really affecting me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:55, Reply)

I had a curry on sunday night
and fajitas last night. I woke the mrs up to some awesome guffage.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:58, Reply)

I had a particularly spicy curry at the weekend (well, for me)
Twas lovely!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Alt: Had she just got out of her Honda Accord?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Yes with her drug dealer boyfriend

( Peej, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:17, Reply)

The song is I'm a scatman by Scatman John.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:21, Reply)

you're all about the scat

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:23, Reply)

and you love it

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:24, Reply)

gotta have somewhere to put my shit

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:26, Reply)

fucken creepy pervert scum
you never seen a whores britches afore?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:23, Reply)

I'm married so not for a few years no

( Peej, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:30, Reply)