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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Like looking in the mirror for you eh?
Btw: what's all this "we" business? Don't tell me you either now think you're royalty or you've snared another homo in to your lair.
(, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 21:59, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
i have a flatmate
you grumpy little jamrag, you.
(, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:02, Reply)
I didn't realise you were that poor that you had to result to operating your spare room as a bedsit.
EDIT: or so lonely that you have to have someone at home to listen to you.
(, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:04, Reply)
i always have someone squatting here!
this one's been here about a year, is just about to move in with her bf. not paying rent for a year has let her save up a deposit innit!
(, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:09, Reply)
by Christ it gets worse. You have to let people stay with you for nothing to have some company. Fucking hell.

(, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:12, Reply)
it's funny because
i am thinking of stuffing courgettes in my ears just to get some FUCKING PEACE AND QUIET!

chat chat chat chat chat... any new flatmate will be male. they know when to shut the fuck up!
(, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:13, Reply)
With your track record you'll select a male flatmate who you'll find out after a while is a mincer

(, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:16, Reply)
But only after she's sucked him off.

(, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:17, Reply)
And swallowed.

(, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:18, Reply)
+ a dozen pork pies.

(, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:23, Reply)
good
he can come shopping with me
(, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:24, Reply)
+ for doughnuts

(, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:25, Reply)
+ and tubs of lard

(, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:32, Reply)
+ burgers

(, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Lard burgers come in tubs?

(, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:40, Reply)
Nah, they come in tubbies.
Tubbies who eat them.
(, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 22:45, Reply)

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