I've actually read the censors summary report.
He sounds pretty logical, first one was obviously mad scientist and could be considered funny, the second one seemed to be just torture rape and mutilation porn.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:21, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

From what I've read, I agree. I have no desire to see either.
The reviews I've read of both seem to come to the same conclusion anyway: they're shit. The second one particularly.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Pretty much, yes.
The first one was tongue in cheek, the second one not.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Surely you mean the first one was tongue in arse?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:24, Reply)

I was waiting for that comment.
Claim your £5.00 please.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:27, Reply)

*Claims*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:29, Reply)

You bloody dole scroungers will take anything won't you.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Ha.
I think my claim has finally been processed, fucking useless bastards.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:33, Reply)

So you will be the only one on here with cash in January?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Possibly, yeah.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:41, Reply)

The last time I signed on it took about 4 months, and intervention by the CAB, to get any cash. Was all backdated though.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:45, Reply)

I'll bet it was because the guy processing your claim was a bit dusky.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:46, Reply)

This will be backdated, thankfully.
I've got another interview tomorrow, so hopefully I won't have to cross their bloody doorstep again for a while.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:47, Reply)