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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Can't you just turn the volume all the way down? Does that not have the same effect?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:52, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Wait, no it doesn't, there's still one bar left if you try to turn it down.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:53, Reply)
i tried turning it down once
and it damn near bit my cock off
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:54, Reply)
I dunno what putting it on airline mode does, that might work.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:54, Reply)
I think that just turns off the phone signal

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:55, Reply)
Moving the phone even slightly seems to turn off the fucking signal.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:57, Reply)
What I'm trying to say here is that I already have a 4s so fuck your problems.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:56, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:57, Reply)
thieving fucker
gimme my 4s
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:04, Reply)
it has helped a lot though
more of this kind of thing. practical, sensible, not fucking-your-sister-related solutions.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:54, Reply)
Turning the volume down in settings does the same thing, but will play your ringtone even if you have it on silent. Which is fun when you're at work and shouldn't be pissing around with your phone.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:58, Reply)
holding down the hash key usually activates silent mode

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:01, Reply)
*Holds down Quentin's hash key*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:03, Reply)
I hereby award my first click of 2012 to DG

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:03, Reply)
i'm not a mobile phone
silly DG been so unemployed long he forgot people not electric
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:05, Reply)
That's a question Gary Numan has been asking since 1979.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:05, Reply)
thats not a question either
serious, press stop on the bond DVDs and go out for a stroll, you might enjoy it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:07, Reply)
I'll be going for a walk later, to scrounge your not so hard earned taxes.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:10, Reply)
GLADE PLUG IN, SEXUALLY ACTIVE FRESH

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:11, Reply)
Stop opressing her with your logic and sensible answers.
Quick, pander to her about her breasts or she'll get upset.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:54, Reply)
I see your bile duct is working fine today Al

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:55, Reply)
his new years resolution is probably to impregnate the missus
shudder
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:56, Reply)
No, my new years resolution is to be nicer to people on the internet.
May I say that you're looking rather tidy today Sportscow.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:57, Reply)
haha!
Now I KNOW you are lying!

I have had a successful Christmas in that I have managed to put on over a stone
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:58, Reply)

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