BATTERED IS TIRED OF CLARIFYING AND CLEARING HIS SULLIED NAME ON THIS VERY IMPORTANT INTERNET FORUM
If the wrong people saw this there could be touble for him.
Not that it's silly to post details of anything here because it's a forum and nobody will see it and we're all like-minded folk, but hold on if that's the case why does Battered have to prepare a legal defense of his good name and 'CLARIFY', which he's tired of doing as he's been doing it for 35 mins already.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:01, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

its ok, drugs beheading crime boss monty boyce has covered his tracks by editing his post
the old bill will be stumped now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:02, Reply)

I just don't like people putting words in my mouth
*awaits inevitable strikethrough *
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:07, Reply)

*something about cocks*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:08, Reply)

I just don't like people putting words in my mouth
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:09, Reply)

STOPBEINGSONEEDY!!!111!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:12, Reply)

I think Battered is doing a fine job under the circumstances.
Trying to type while holding his anus closed with knackered old sphincter muscles is a difficult task. I'm suprised he can manage both at the same time.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:13, Reply)

Using my phone on the toilet.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Now wash your phone.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Nasty.
I feel like I should wash my mouse after clicking on reply.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:16, Reply)

PLZ TELL ME WHY YOU THINK I AM A FOOL

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Norman Wisdom's less successful follow up single.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:24, Reply)

i think he's ignoring you, lifeless

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:24, Reply)

he told me when he ignored me

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:25, Reply)

what are you doing up at this time mizz k?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:26, Reply)

stuff happened and I can't go back to sleep

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)

well, this place will help you
b3ta.com/search/answers/90618

insomnia cure right here ^^
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:39, Reply)

are you besotted with me or summit?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Yeah we sorted that though. I wasn't having a good time when I flounced.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)

DID WE?
IS IT SORTED?
I just don't know
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:30, Reply)

God kristine you do nothing but upset people
Yesterday it was me and ma music
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:30, Reply)

geez, that was like a day ago get over it already

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:31, Reply)

I'm not letting this go, Kristine

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:33, Reply)

siiiggghhh

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)

i read that as "ma music"
and was wondering who she was. it's been a long morning.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:38, Reply)

you know, Ma Music
The mama of all tunes. I dunno where I'm going here...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:46, Reply)

either way it's just wrong

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:46, Reply)

I thought we did.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:31, Reply)

CLARIFY

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:33, Reply)

YEAH I WANT SIGNED AND DATED POSTS

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Aarrggghhh
Enough please! Laughing is hurting my aching ringpiece.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:36, Reply)

TESTIFY

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Aw that was gonna be my next one, daaaawg

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:45, Reply)

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
Wasn't that from the same film?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Duno mate, I'm in the MC5

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:54, Reply)

I had to google that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:56, Reply)

No I just went to get another bog roll. I've already gone through 2 this morning.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Basically because your attempts at trolling aren't funny (take note of Rory - someone who trolls well and amusingly), and you irritate me considerably, primarily as you seem to feed off annoying as many people as possible.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)

That's not entirely fair
I've noticed him being pretty incisive on a few occasions. Most of the time he posts crap, sure, but he certainly gets the board moving.
( Kroney, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:29, Reply)

I am agreeing with Kroney

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:30, Reply)

why would you want to do that

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:33, Reply)

It's a crazy mixed up world, Krizzmas

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:44, Reply)

If I want incisive I'll go on the Guardian website thankyou.
I'd rather have clever and funny.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:35, Reply)

i'm starting to like you

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Don't bother.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)

why always so negative?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)

yeah
but he is so seldom funny. and so frequently trying to upset people with personal attacks. all is not well in his world/head, dude. i actually feel a bit sorry for him these days. poor old lifeless.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:38, Reply)

your still being very mean with absolutely no provocation
sup homes?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:40, Reply)

there there, lifeless
it'll be fine
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:41, Reply)

why are you calling him this?
I'm not saying you shouldn't, I think it's hilarious
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:43, Reply)

I preferred it when she called him burger boy.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:45, Reply)

its funny because neither are true

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:46, Reply)

ah, you do get me
thanks battered, makes all the more sense now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:29, Reply)

you ain't got NUTHIN on me man, NUTHIN
i ain't a fool and you ain't gonna prove it, I'm the daddy now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:22, Reply)