It doesn't work like that
6 weeks is sod all. I did Lent once.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:44, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Did you get it back?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:45, Reply)

i won't be getting it from that source again though
he's put himself on a 3 month sex/wanking detox. ffs.

maybe he IS gay.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:46, Reply)

You were dating Cliff Richard?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:47, Reply)

sex/wanking detox
hahahahahhahahah
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:47, Reply)

urgh
he thinks it will somehow make him better in bed for the next one, whoever she might be.

i really really really need to cut the contact now. i'm boring myself!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:48, Reply)

probably best if you do, prolonging the break up will only egascerbate the problem

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:50, Reply)

He'll be in there for 5 seconds before going off like a fire hose!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:52, Reply)

the gush

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:53, Reply)

First track I ever heard by one of the worst bands I've ever heard.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mgw0T9Guqp0
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:56, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwu57pivxZ4

oh yeah NSFW
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:58, Reply)

Keep the fuck away from him

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:49, Reply)

i know
you'd think i would prefer my hands out of the fire, but somehow they seem to think it's ok to jump back into it. i'm a worse muppet than he is.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:57, Reply)

are you still talking about wanking?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:01, Reply)

you guys are so nice, suggesting there's something wrong with him rather than her, when he's taking a detox after sex with her

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:07, Reply)

Well, she gets enough stick round here

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:14, Reply)

soon it'll be the only thing i am getting

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:24, Reply)

This is gash
He's clearly getting it from somewhere else. Probably a bloke.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:21, Reply)

he is definitely trying it
i give it about 5 days myself.

oh look.

it's 5 jan today...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:24, Reply)

Has he just phoned and arranged a date?
Happy new year, BTW.

First day back and I feel shit. Is it time to go home yet?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:25, Reply)

no, i have told him i am doing a 3 month detox
so won't be going out for 3 whole months.

no. you have another 3 hours. knuckle to it, man.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:27, Reply)

Good move
In those 3 months, you'll have plenty of time to find another unsuitable fuckwit.

Strictly speaking I could escape at 4. But I won't. Not because I'm a pro, but because my flexi-time is shot.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:29, Reply)

he's not that unsuitable
he's just a fuckwit!

that is an inspiring work ethic, right there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:36, Reply)

He likes the cock
That makes him unsuitable, I'd say.

I know, I might write a book about it. But I can't be arsed.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:47, Reply)

I've got an enforced 4-6 week one coming up, not happy about that
Also, isn't 6 weeks longer than Lent?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 14:53, Reply)

40 days and nights, so about the same really

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:01, Reply)