Am doing, sadly
It's my friend's 21st, but due to bank charges fucking me over, I can't afford to go :-(
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 8:48, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

The bank didn't make you go overdrawn

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 8:58, Reply)

Yeah, fucking spongers living beyond their means and then expecting HONEST HARDWORKING TAXPAYERS
to sort them out. It's like all those flat chested ugly bints who are whining about their tits exploding and how the NHS should sort them out.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:00, Reply)

Daily Mail POTD
still his charges pay for our free banking
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:02, Reply)

There was a plastic surgeon on BBC Breakfast this morning
who first of all said that he never used PIP implants because he thought they seemed untrustworthy and then said that it's not the surgeons fault that they used PIP implants and that the government should stump up the money. He also said tit jobs were nothing to do with vanity and all to do with psychological well being.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:04, Reply)

One of the girls I went to school with had a boob job for 'psychological reasons'
I pointed out that anything that would take attention off the fact she looked like a horse could only be a good thing.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:07, Reply)

I hope you kicked her in the cunt while you said this.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:12, Reply)

I'd have lost my foot
She was a horse faced whore
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Oh, I know that
It's my fault, but it's far easier to blame the bank for fucking me over than simply admitting I'm a fuckup.

Tbh, I'm just irritated because I'd planned this month to perfection, had all bills completely accounted for, but utterly forgot about the bank charges. For being £1.34 over my overdraft, I've been charged £35.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Blame your parents.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:02, Reply)

Sorry, Parent.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:02, Reply)

hahahahahahahahahahaha
*breaths*
hahahahahahahahahahaha
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:03, Reply)

Not your best work, but not bad

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:04, Reply)

I thought it was quite good considering what I had to work with.
*puts pieces of decaying corpse back in the cupboard*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:05, Reply)

How long does it take for a body to decay?
She's been dead 15 years now, after all...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:06, Reply)

I keep it immersed in Green Day to slow down the process. The microbes only wake up in October.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Now you're just grasping at straws

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:19, Reply)