I think the all time classic for me was, "my ex proposed and I'm thinking about it" text I recieved.
I'm quite glad I got away from that one though, she's rubbish at facebook.

My housemate is trying to invite people round to play board games tonight. How can I stop that happening, I'm going to pretend to have Norovirus or something...
(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:13, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Shit on the couch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:14, Reply)

I'm thinking more what I can add to the email flying round now.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:15, Reply)

p.s.
I have shit on the couch?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Officechortle

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:19, Reply)

If you have a mate who everyone hates, invite him.
It will be a short night.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:17, Reply)

I'm busy tonight.
Soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:20, Reply)

hide the dice

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:16, Reply)

Proper harsh

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Kidnap the "firefly" box set and threaten to burn it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Ha, he does have the firefly box set,
but I think threatening the BSG collectors edition box set would be more effective.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:45, Reply)