my friend went on a date with a guy she didn't even like
but thought it would be polite to text him afterwards to say "thank you for dinner." to which he replied "and you. actually, i don't see any spark for us, but it would be nice to meet up from time to time to continue our eating adventures if you would like?"

she thought he was dumping her AND calling her fat. i didn't know how to disagree with that analysis really.

weekend - out for cocktails tonight. except that i will be swigging mineral water. gym and then cinema tomorrow. gym and then seeing a couple of b3tans on sunday. when i will also be swigging mineral water :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:16, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What an odd thing to say.
You never say that until you have fucked them.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:21, Reply)

i don't think he WANTED to fuck her, dude

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Unlike your ex?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Are you and your friends trying to date
EVERY gay man in this town?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:22, Reply)

that was in manchester ACTUALLY

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Hope this helps
town country
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:26, Reply)

He sounds like a proper fucking hooray henry cunt 'eating adventures'
what a fucking wanker. 'Thanks but no thanks mate, I'd rather boil my head, cheers'
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:23, Reply)

that's pretty much what she said
and it was in manchester. hmmmm.

rory, did YOU date my friend???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:24, Reply)

:(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:27, Reply)

hey
at least i was implying you could GET a date. which is an improvement on the usual "fat shut-in" jokes around here.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:31, Reply)