Bitches be trippin'.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:40, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I said to her a few months later
"You know, I think I would have coped better if you'd died, at least then I wouldn't be clinging on to some sort of hope that you'd change your mind" (she kept throwing out mixed signals afterwards).

Lo and behold, if she didn't only go and develop some hideous kind of incurable brain cancer some nine years later. What are the chances, eh?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Did she die?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Yes, nearly two years ago.
They even wrote a story about it in the local paper.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:50, Reply)

That's terrible.
You missed out on the life insurance.

Soz.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:55, Reply)

I know, I'd have been fucking minted.
Inconsiderate bitch.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Just nine years
I call WITCH... Burn Him
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:49, Reply)

You couldn't think that I'd be better off with £100,000 could you?
I know it would work.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:50, Reply)