Where's my credit for giving you "Duffing up" earlier on facebook?

( Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:43, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Shurrup, Needy Gonzales

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:43, Reply)

Oh man, coming from you that's really harsh.
Has your man got himself a job yet?
( Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:46, Reply)

he hasn't started looking yet.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Fucking lazy bum!
How is he surviving for this long, is he properly minted?
( Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Well he fucking was.
He's spent the last six months living off it, so i doubt there's much left for ermine for me
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Cheeky bastard.
Did he get you a nice christmas present?
( Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:55, Reply)

He did actually. Really boss.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:58, Reply)

What was it?

( Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:02, Reply)

I don't think a 'pearl necklace' can be classed as a boss Christmas present.
Then again, I'm not from Liverpool.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Close!
It was some earings that are amethyst studs with pearl drops.
This was very clever because my engagement ring is platinum and amethyst, and I have these amazing valuable pearls that belonged to a lovely old lady from Kent. He got me the ear-rings so that I can wear the two things together and the don't look mis-matched.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:15, Reply)

I was going to make a joke about theft
But that's actually a very nice, thoughtful present.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:19, Reply)

That's a bit gay for a bloke present.
I'd have got you a frying pan and some knickers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:20, Reply)

I got knickers for my birthday
and a frying pan in the summer.
trufax
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:23, Reply)

A man of impeccable taste.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Oh, sorry.
SORRY EVERYONE. Al reminded me of duffing up some time ago. Please give him lots of credit and a wee squeeze on the scrotum.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Thank you.
I may now invite you round for dinner and to drink some of our wine.

How are you set in the next 2-3 weeks?
( Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:54, Reply)

I dunno mate, you may have to check with the Mrs.
I think, in truth, we're quite busy what with the house and everything...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:56, Reply)

FINE!!!!! WHATEVER!!!!!!!
I didn't want to see you anyway.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Now, now, young lady, don't be undignified.
Just as soon as I have my own home, and don't worry about rolling in to other people's houses at all hours of the night, and am not living out of a suitcase, I will come over with my hawt wife. OK?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:01, Reply)

Okay. But make sure the hot wife comes.
I'm less concerned about you.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:02, Reply)

*newtons cradles*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:02, Reply)