I graduated to adult swearwords at a very early age.
My father would work from home on Fridays and would often collect me from school before then going to the copy shop for him to photocopy and post his memos. (This was 1978 so a long time before email).

Being 5 years old I hated hanging around the copy shop - boring.

Apparently one Friday my dad collected me from school and told me we were going to the shop. My reply: "Oh for fucks sake dad do we have to".
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:54, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Tourettelols
I'm terrified my kids will come out with a swear word and I'll just laugh
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:05, Reply)

When little tangle was about 2
I was driving him somewhere and hit an unexpected wall of traffic. From the back of the car a little voice piped up "say 'fucking'"
I was most ashamed.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:19, Reply)

"Don't be a twat give me my iPad"
Was what my eight year old cousin said to me on Christmas day. We all laughed and then I got the blame.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:20, Reply)