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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've been checking out dating sites again.
My first message after a six month break from them is a 22 year old from Manchester asking me if I have any leather boots and want some fun : (


I have a strange feeling it's Agnostic Antichrist winding me up.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:19, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Even AA wouldn't stoop so low.
Besides, I bet you do have some leather boots, and I'm sure you want some fun.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:23, Reply)
Oops, login fail.
^ what she said.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:24, Reply)
Not with a 22 year old.
And I don't think he was referring to Docs.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:25, Reply)
Fair enough.
I'm not sure about dating sites. The adverts are annoyingly depressing, the actors in them are blatantly good-looking but trying to be all geeky and socially insecure, and I don't think I've ever heard a success story, unless you count my lady friend who uses it to find soul-destroying one night stands.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:27, Reply)
No choice hon.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:35, Reply)
My best mate is engaged to someone she met on Okcupid
they're sickeningly, disgustingly in love. They only met in September 2010 as well. Ridiculous.
(berk, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:39, Reply)
Everyone on OkCupid is butters.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:39, Reply)
I'm talking on facebook to a girl I went to primary school with who is a doctor ! Will be a GP next year !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:26, Reply)
GP?
guinea pig?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:44, Reply)
Hah, General Practitioner.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:54, Reply)
guinea pig would be better
unless you are trying to pull her, I suppose.

I saw a bad film in which there was a girl with the superpower to turn into a black and purple guinea pig
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Those messages are always good for the lols

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:40, Reply)

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