Night Nurse is the only Over The Counter that I know of that can get me nicely fucked.
/ac

Oh b3th, is anyone looking after you? I'd totally dress up in a hawt nurse's uniform for you.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 19:54, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Hah, yeah', I am, but hopefully nobody'll copy it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 19:54, Reply)

No
His lordship has gone to bed for a sleep. It's just me and the dog here. And all this lovely, lovely alcomahol.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Jan 2012, 19:59, Reply)

What kind of dog?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 20:00, Reply)

Biscuit..
He's the best kind of dog there is.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Jan 2012, 20:01, Reply)

This is the right answer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 20:02, Reply)

I think there's a picture of him in my profile
but I'm too drunk to go check.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Jan 2012, 20:03, Reply)

whippety thing!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 20:04, Reply)

Lurcher, innit.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Jan 2012, 20:06, Reply)

Sad Times, I reckon for all this hard work you do for him over the years, he should at least allow _one_ extramaritale affair.
Not saying that you should use it up on me, but if you did happen too, it'd totally make my year.

0o0o0oh, by the way, I got a new bed, true story, we should totally give it a test-drive.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 20:07, Reply)

I'll be there in half an hour.
Put the kettle on.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Jan 2012, 20:10, Reply)

Sounds like a deal ! I'll pop round the 'rose* and get some non-poncy tea-bags.
Unless you want to also be like the women in the storm on the twinnings advert.

* Do you think that is a good short-name for Waitrose? Wait' or 'rose ? Or not bother.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 20:13, Reply)

go to greggs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 20:15, Reply)

I had teh best tea ever at the chinese restaurant last night.
The woman said it was Chinese tea with jasmine. It was really, really nice. I got some green tea with jasdmine today at morrisons, but I have tried it yet, so I don't know if it's the same.

Also, our Morrisons has spome of teh letters on its sign unlit, but not the right ones, so I can't take a RIS picture.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Jan 2012, 20:16, Reply)

Also also
Man, I am so fucking drunk. I didn't think I'd had that much, but then I remembered I'd onlyt had one meal today, so it might be affecting me more than usual.

On the p[lus side, I'm happy and my throat doesn't hurt quite so much.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Jan 2012, 20:19, Reply)

Shall I have another gin? Is that what you're telling me?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 20:20, Reply)

Yes. Yes, it is.
;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 7 Jan 2012, 20:32, Reply)

woah - drunk b3th!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 20:38, Reply)

YAY DRUNK B3TH !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 21:44, Reply)

Niice ! There is a tunisian tea that only tastes good in tunisia, but it's like a really sweet (almost syrupy sweet) mint called Haback or something like that.
fucking well lush drinking that under the desert stars.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 21:44, Reply)