Sounds like backtracking to me.
Jeff's almost certainly hard as nails though so it's no surprise.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:46, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I was staying at a friends house, covered her boyfriend in beer twice, insulted one lad who lived there, after he'd given me a shirt to borrow for the night.
Stroked a girls hand, telling her she was beautiful, fell face first out of the taxi on the way into town, told a bouncer he was a 'fat cunt', was threatened with arrest, tried to get back into the club 20 seconds later, was given a headlock and once again threatened with the police.

Fell off the kerb, was picked up by my hideously embarrassed friend, who took me home. We were out for 25 minutes, the taxi had cost £10 each way, and no-one was able to get into anywhere because I was being a cunt.

Never. Again.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:49, Reply)

You can take the boy out of Lancashire...

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:51, Reply)

Yep
Still the most embarrassing night I've ever had, made worse by the fact I only remember the second argument with the bouncer, and wondering why he had me in a headlock.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:54, Reply)

An excellent night out there

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:53, Reply)

You didn't mention if Alcohol was involved.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Had a few cans whilst on the train, knowing I was having a large dinner when I got there
Was encouraged to carry on drinking throughout the meal though, and that's where things just get hazy...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:56, Reply)

I got refused entrance to a club because I asked the bouncer
"What the fuck are you looking at?"

I thought I was standing outside a bar having a fag, not q'ing up to get in.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:58, Reply)

No need to be embarrassed, You sound just like a native.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:59, Reply)