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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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i ought to give up now, head out into the streets, start me up a life of crime

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:14, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

then come back and wow us with your tales.

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:14, Reply)

i found half an old scotch egg
its no War Horse, but it'll do
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:19, Reply)

Half a Scotch egg?
man you are 50% awesome
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:26, Reply)

its more like a third, i was lying to become more liked :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:26, Reply)

That's ok. We all love you anyway.

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:27, Reply)

for real mister?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:28, Reply)

Well, speaking for the majority of us, yes.

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:29, Reply)

well i'm printing this off and making it into a button

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:34, Reply)

What kind of egg?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:29, Reply)

A bad egg, like Quentin

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:31, Reply)

a sctoch egg
it's soaked in whiskey and sausage meat
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:34, Reply)

but is it a hen's egg, or a ducks egg or even an ostrich egg
then a third would be plenty...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:36, Reply)

its a cock egg

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:37, Reply)

I've been there bruv, it ain't worth it.
Unless you're fucking well clever like me and don't get caught and then retire early.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:29, Reply)

i'm already too old to retire early
can't i juist be like fagin?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:32, Reply)

You can get away with being a thieving cunt, yes.
But only if you're smart, handsome and charming. No point attempting it otherwise. I'mm all three so I could get the job done without any fuss.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:42, Reply)

smart? yes
handsome? so-so
charming? like a rattlesnake with Roger Moore-brows
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:46, Reply)

Handsome is the main one I'm afraid.
You can get away with a lot if you have a smile that makes the opposite sex get all flustered.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Does terrified count as flustered?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:56, Reply)

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