I needs to go shopping.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:08, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Could you pick up some cigarettes for me?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:11, Reply)

sure, that'll be 7 quid chum.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:13, Reply)

Me too.
Five Camel Blues left and I'm nearly at the point of very pissed. They'll last about an hour.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)

mmpsy, sasha's handed in her notice, i'm distraught

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:15, Reply)

Shouldn't keep extending probabtion periods then,
it's a cunt thing to do to your employees.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:16, Reply)

i didn't do it, it was kev the sales director
i told him to keep her on proper but he said she wasn't hitting targets. Dunno how she was meant to hit sales targets at fucken chrimbo tho, people have more important stuff to do at this time of year

poor sash, its our loss really :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:18, Reply)

Well tell Kev that if you want to keep people then you have to give them some security.
Also fuck targets either she's making you more money than she's costing or not.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:19, Reply)

exactly, we've lost our whole sales team in the last six months, they'd all been here ten years before that
something's obviously very wrong
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:21, Reply)

I think the answer is that you are a homosexual.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:21, Reply)

thats called projecting, and you seem to do a lot of that here mister boyce

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:22, Reply)

I'm a right old chutney, it's true.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:22, Reply)

gaz me 4 a hookup

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:23, Reply)

The thing about 'projecting' right...
The idea is that if you constantly make gay jokes then you must be a bender - so if I were to make racist jokes all day would that make me a darkie?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:28, Reply)

as he is also a "cunt", does this make him a lesbian?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:22, Reply)

Let me think about this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:23, Reply)

you thinking about me being a lesbian cunt is giving me high pressure down below

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:24, Reply)

'ave a shit then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)

+let him ram it up there good

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:27, Reply)

Shit!
Who's Sandra?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:35, Reply)