Oh Gonz,
Whenever I used to drive through Southgate I would get a big smile on my face and I'd look up at your windows and wonder "is Gonz looking out at Tesco right now? If he is we could be sharing the same view, even if it is for just a second" but now when I drive through Southgate it's like a gaping black hole of loneliness and despair sucking at my heart like a toffee penny on a bad tooth.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:48, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Southgate is EXACTLY like a gaping black hole of loneliness and despair.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:51, Reply)

It's like a less exciting version of North Finchley really

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:52, Reply)

You misspelt Lancashire.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:00, Reply)

But now you can almost do the same thing when you drive up to the south bury road / north circ (? Or whatever it is)
You know, like when you go to ikea or the pictures or whatever.... But now instead of Tescos, well, that Tescos, it's now a waitrose and you can think "look how far that boy has gone, he's moved up in the world. I always knew he would... Last off the line, not always first to the finish, but by joe, he got there..... And I was part of that",
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 18:06, Reply)