I have had a shit day
next question.
(berk, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:50, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

:(
why has the world been so mean to you today?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:55, Reply)

Arguments, excessive busyness and a horrible glitter explosion in my bag.
I also lost something expensive yesterday and got barely any sleep last night.

EDIT - my housemates irritating little yappy dog is also going mental upstairs and I'm about three minutes worth of incessant barking away from going and staving both of their heads in with a hockey stick. I don't even have a hockey stick, but I'd make do.
(berk, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:00, Reply)

Well if you will keep 1970s glam-rock noncers in your bag.....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:05, Reply)

Had he exploded in my bag
I suppose it would have made an even bigger mess. As it was, a pot of purple eyeshadow was quite sufficient to cause a great deal of mess and rage.
(berk, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:08, Reply)

Hey, there is interest a plenty in Bristol drinks.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:10, Reply)

Excellent
and if it had to be moved to the 21st would you still be able to make that or would the footie interfere?
(berk, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:12, Reply)

I've spoken to Bristol City Football Club
and in light of the occasion, they will apply to the league to see if they'll move the game.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:15, Reply)

Well, would you miss a home game for a bash?

(berk, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:17, Reply)

urgh
why was there glitter in your bag to explode?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:07, Reply)

It was some sort of gang berk was invited to join....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:07, Reply)

Eyeshadow.

(berk, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:09, Reply)

fair enough
I suspected you were a closet christmas-card-maker or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:10, Reply)

also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-33i2b17nc

this always makes me smile
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:12, Reply)

Pffft!
you got a halfhearted actual lol for that. I'm going to watch Sherlock and eat breakfast cereal and sulk.
(berk, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:15, Reply)

This prick has probably made about £25k, the person who put this video up.... look at the views.... Sad Face.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDCZ0ETISmc&feature=related
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:15, Reply)

OH MY DEAR SWEET BERK !
When will you give into nature and make love like the animals... like rabbits, 100 times a week. Like hedgehogs, carefully. Like salmon in fresh water, I'll do it in the bath and you can pick it up later. Like anglo fish, yeah', it's kindda complicated, but it's worth it, I'll use my highly developed ophactory sense and swim towards you for sevral days, and then I'll bite you, which releases an enzyme that desolves my skin and my flesh and my fins, leaving only a pare of genitals attached to the side of your body for you to use, at your conviniance.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:23, Reply)

hahahahahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:25, Reply)

=D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:49, Reply)

This one got a whole, proper actual lol
bless you for trying, Gonz.
(berk, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:25, Reply)

=D You're totally worth the trying.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:50, Reply)

pahahhahahh!
trying not to lol too loud, my lanlord's here looking at the boiler
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:32, Reply)

Your landlord is gazing at you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:33, Reply)

oi!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:35, Reply)

=D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:50, Reply)