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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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When will you give into nature and make love like the animals... like rabbits, 100 times a week. Like hedgehogs, carefully. Like salmon in fresh water, I'll do it in the bath and you can pick it up later. Like anglo fish, yeah', it's kindda complicated, but it's worth it, I'll use my highly developed ophactory sense and swim towards you for sevral days, and then I'll bite you, which releases an enzyme that desolves my skin and my flesh and my fins, leaving only a pare of genitals attached to the side of your body for you to use, at your conviniance.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:23, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
bless you for trying, Gonz.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:25, Reply)
trying not to lol too loud, my lanlord's here looking at the boiler
(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:32, Reply)
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