If I am not around when B3th shows up today, could comebody ask her if she still stands by her belief that Jasper Carrott is in any way funny?
After enduring 30 minutes of him last night for 'old times sake', I find it hard to believe that anyone could have found that funny.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:41, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

People still pay money to go and watch Lee Evans
Verdict: People are fucking idiots.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:42, Reply)

We may diagree over Noel Fielding, but we're on the same page here.
I can't stand that man as a comedian. As an actor, I didn't mind him. Mouse Hunt was a fun film and Funny Bones is a great, great movie.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:44, Reply)

If I want to see Norman Wisdom I'd....
...kill myself because Norman fucking Wisdom was a not-in-the-least-bit-funny wanker to begin with, let alone his mongoloid heir Evans. Some bellend gurning and running about is not funny to me - I'm not a fucking German. I require wit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:48, Reply)

He was very funny in this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF2fN4MmMAY
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:20, Reply)

The only time Jasper Carrot would be funny
is in the sentence 'Jasper Carrot died in agony today following a long and painful illness'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:42, Reply)

You could try setting fire to him

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:43, Reply)

Why put yourself through it?
Did he "do" the insurance claims?

If it had been Roy "Chubby" Brown or Billy Connolly doing his "big sock" routine, that'd be different. (It wouldn't)
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:44, Reply)

I was intrigued to see how bad he was going to be.
'Very', was the answer. He even did a song called 'Old Farts'. Although that was actually a bit creepy, it had a verse about viagra and giving a housewife a 'stiff drink', which kinda skeeved me out actually.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:46, Reply)

That's fucking creepy.
I sat through 10 minutes of Lennt Henry last week.

There's a reason he's not on telly anymore.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:49, Reply)

I watched that.
One he'd got 'ooookay' and 'katanga my friend' out of the way (in the first two minutes) it was all over. Less 'stand up' than 'for the love of God sit down you 'uncle Tom' cunt'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Hahahahahaha!
He's a complete Deakus. (Did you see what I did there?)
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Oh LOL.
LOL and LOL again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:53, Reply)

I did have high hopes for Griff Rhys Jones, but after the last two I'm not sure any more.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Is he the third one?
Oh Jesus Christ!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Yeah, but the difference is, he actually was funny once...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:55, Reply)

i thought the BBC were over their racism, sad days

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:51, Reply)