Ms Foxtrot eats this gluten-free buckfast cereal
I've never tried it and hope I never will. I shouldn't take the piss as she's got laryngitis and lost her voice
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:42, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Mmmm, breakfast Buckie....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:42, Reply)

Mutants, aliens and toads beware!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:45, Reply)

That's in my head now, you fuck!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:45, Reply)

I'm picturing a whole musical called 'The Wizard of Mars' now.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:47, Reply)

Hahaha I knew you'd be the right age for it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:47, Reply)

Bloody hell, there were only ever 13 episodes made, it seems...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Never watched it myself
Too old
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:50, Reply)

what?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Bucky O'Hare
Mid-90s (AA correct me if I'm wrong) cartoon about a spacefaring rabbit and his chums. My sister was a fan.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:54, Reply)

1991, I think

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Beats me. They're talking bollocks again, Nakers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:54, Reply)

God Monty you're so not down with the kids

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:58, Reply)

what's she going to do, tell you off?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:43, Reply)

Yes
With her MIND
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:45, Reply)

Hey Darth
Tell everybody what you are doing instead of going to the West Ham/Forest game!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:47, Reply)

No, set your faces to stunned
YOU tell everyone what I'm doing instead of going to the West Ham/Forest game!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:49, Reply)

GOING TO SEE BILLY ELLIOT WITH YOUR FAMILY!
*gives up*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:53, Reply)

All together now:
'BEN-DERRRRRRRR'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Ah, but, right
I had a choice of going to see a bunch of oddly-dressed overpaid ponces prat about to ultimately disappointing effect... or going to see Billy Elliot. And Billy Elliot is INDOORS.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:55, Reply)

So he's going to see a load of mincing ponces poof about in front of a cheering crowd?
No!
He's going to see Billy Elliot.

Ninja edit

Bugger! Beaten to it!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Is that because you can't aim your morning wood at your OWN face?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:45, Reply)

Fucking sit-ups are getting me nowhere

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 8:47, Reply)

Is she a coeliac or just a fucking Mary?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:45, Reply)