museli usually.
or toast. Which isn't really strange in either case.

Doesn't matter who Labour have. Until the Tories make a proper actual bollocks of something that they can't viably blame on the world economy or the previous government they will be impossible to knock out of power. And god help you if Scotland votes for independence, you'll effectively have a Tory government for the rest of time.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:55, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

We won't.
This is not a legally binding guarantee
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Do what you like up there
But we're keeping the North sea oil
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Fine, we'll keep the water.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Neither country has any real say in the oil
since the oil companies are more powerful than any government.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:22, Reply)

It's in nobody's interests.
Scotland will end up going from being an equal, or near-equal, partner in a successful union to being a drain on an already struggling one.
( Kroney, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 9:59, Reply)

In all honesty, I don't think it would make all that much of a difference.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:02, Reply)

I know we won't
well, as long as there is a decent turnout, it'll be a no. but all the yes mentalists will definitely turn out, so it's still a risk.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:09, Reply)

We're doomed DOOMED!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Alex Salmond is a fat, smug, racist cunt.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:24, Reply)

well, yes. there most definitely is that.
Although I'd like to add "with a tendency to fuck his female staff on the side"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Does he? Fucking hell, some women really have NO self-respect.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)

*ahem* allegedly.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:29, Reply)

That dreadful Sturgeon woman?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Oh, no
he's more into the younger more impressionable members of staff. So I've heard. Plus, she's got a face like a skelped arse.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:36, Reply)

Well yes, but he's a fat mess
I was trying to think of someone who might be attracted to him.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:38, Reply)

*cough* John Prescott, David Mellor...
power is an aphrodisiac in itself.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Yeah, but we're talking about Alex Salmond here FFS

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:59, Reply)

He's no less odious and repulsive as Jonny and Dave, though.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:01, Reply)

It was more the power aspect that was my issue....

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Yup and he's much smarter than Cameron.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:26, Reply)

So's my dog. And I've more faith in her running the economy.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)