The government should grow a pair and legalise everything
then tax it and instantly solve our debt crisis. Although this would likely lead to massive loss of earnings in the area of London immediately surrounding Monty's flat.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:11, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Except for the corner shop where the takings will quadruple.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:14, Reply)

The second hand car market will suddenly be swamped
by an influx of modified Beemers and Mercs.
( Kroney, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Chiswick and Epping Forest would become derelict.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:15, Reply)

is chiswick full of drug dealers?
I thought they all lived in Elephant and Castle?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:16, Reply)

Love in E & C, live in Chiswick.
EDIT: Ninja bastard.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Well, it's full of wealthy dubious types.
I doubt they actually do any of the hands on dealing though.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:40, Reply)

It's only a matter of time before hideous fucking TV adverts ruin the fun though
"Got any old or unwanted drugs you're not using? Send them to EnviroEcstasy now to exchange them for cash!"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:17, Reply)

SEND THEM TO ME FOR CASH

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:18, Reply)

"How do you know which pharmacist sells the best quality smack?"
"GO COMPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:19, Reply)

It's where you go-ter
Get off your scro-ter!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:22, Reply)

This is suspiciously good
If you're the cunt behind those fucking adverts...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Haha.
Thankfully not.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Didn't someone on here know the opera singer chap from it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:25, Reply)

if they legalise everything drug dealers will just find something else to start peddling, or they'll undercut the gov't prices

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:25, Reply)

Yeah, like with ciggies
You can get those dodgy fake Lamberts that burn your throat.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:28, Reply)

they put glass in those, your effectively smoking a window
and thats ever worse than smoking marlboro, which isn't even a real place
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:29, Reply)

You used to be able to buy them from the butcher's by my nana's
They were only £4 for 20. I don't smoke any more though, and he doesn't sell them any more.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:32, Reply)

does he still sell meat?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Sadly he died from smoking glass.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:34, Reply)

As if he'd be daft enough to smoke those things

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:35, Reply)

yeah

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:35, Reply)

i bet the price of his meat has gone up over the years, to compensate for the glass tobacco he puts in it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:55, Reply)