MASSIVE DRUGS
Should alcohol and fags be illegal as the harm they do is as bad or worse than many imprisonable drugges? Or are they so entrenched in our culture that society would break down, and widespread illegal bootlegging/drinking dens simply spring up everywhere?

Or should they all be legal to smash the links with crime and raise valuable tax revenue? OR does that send the wrong message to the (let's face it) generally fucking retarded public, who would simply binge themselves to death?

Alt: want to come to my house for a bath?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:29, 167 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I want MOAR drugs.
Just make it all legal. Regulate and tax everything and we'll see where we are. Let's face it, dead gorged retards will not be a loss.

Alt: Have you cleaned it?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Alt: urine is sterile, right?
If so, then 'yes I have'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I don't know about sterile.
Tasty, most definitely.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Alt: Will you scrub my back?
I think drugs should be legal for everyone over the age of 25.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:32, Reply)

I think 37 is the right cut off point.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:33, Reply)

For back scrubbing?

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:42, Reply)

No silly. Age of drug consent.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:46, Reply)

I was just joshing.

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:51, Reply)

I'll 'scrub' your 'back' alright.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:44, Reply)

*does Steptoe face*

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Prohibition doesn't work
Never has.
But we will never get any sensible approach to properly controlling legal or illegal drugs.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:33, Reply)

I should definitely be able to buy weed from my local shop though.
But I do think that decriminalised drugs should only be permitted in your own house.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Or cafes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:36, Reply)

Nah no chance.
When I was in Amsterdam everywhere fucking stunk and it gave me a permanent headache.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Tart.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Probably.
I just think the stuff's vile.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:42, Reply)

I quite like the smell.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:47, Reply)

It's weird.
I don't dislike the smell per se, it just gives me a headache. Which means I hate being around it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:52, Reply)

I have quite a sensible approach to the control of all drugs.
If I can afford them, then I like to buy them.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Can you envisage a time when you can't afford them?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:39, Reply)

I think it's fair to say that
there is always something more productive one could spend the money on.

I just likes it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Cigarettes will eventually die out
and then, hilariously, the NHS will fall over.

Honestly, I don't want drugs legalised because I don't approve of them. That is the real answer for everybody that doesn't want them legalised, regardless of how they try to dress it up. All the logical arguments are in the pro camp. Aside from a few "we don't know what the long term effects are" arguments, but since when has that ever stopped us doing anything?
( Kroney, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Man has been getting off his tits since he climbed down from the trees.
This is how religion was invented. By some hairy hominid eating a mushroom and seeing the sun God waving at him.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Mmm I love psilocybin mushrooms
I took full advantage a few years back when some clever chap exploited the (sadly now closed) loophole in the law that enabled them to be sold in high street shops.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:42, Reply)

They dont work for me
:o(
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:48, Reply)

You've either been sold duds or are not taking enough, surely?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:50, Reply)

He told you, they don't work for him.
And don't call him Shirley.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:52, Reply)

On the basis of cause and effect, alcohol should definitely be banned.
Do you have someone in your family or a close friend that has had a drug problem?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Yes it should, but it won't. It's too entrenched in our culture.
Nope. I don't know anybody with a drug *problem*, as such. I don't particularly enjoy being around people who are on drugs in much the same way as most sober people don't enjoy being around drunk people.

I am not even attempting to form a cogent argument here, because there isn't one. Whilst most people are like me and don't approve of drug use, the law won't change. Sorry.
( Kroney, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Drugs are like Marmite.
You either love them or hate them.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:44, Reply)

...on toast

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Not after a cogent argument.
I have found people who just dislike drugs, as drugs, have a negative experience of them.

Being around people who are hammered (on whatever) is rubbish if you're not.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Oh, well, I had a bad episode myself once
but I dealt with that by not taking them anymore. I'm not suggesting that everybody that doesn't approve has had a negative experience though. Just that most people don't and the Government plays the numbers game.
( Kroney, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Spot on.
Never happen if it loses even a small number of votes.

Silly thing is that all illegal substances have been legal in the past and were made illegal in times when science was shit or the church had some input. Or something.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Can't think of anyone , no.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:59, Reply)

I think we're pretty clued up on the long-term effects of most drugs.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:40, Reply)

I'm agreeing with Kroney again.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:58, Reply)

I think people who don't take drugs are great.
Means more for us.

Edit - I don't think taking drugs is big or clever but it can be fun if done with relative safety.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:59, Reply)

Said it before, but will say it again:
Make it all legal, but make people as aware as possible in advance of the risks involved (based on actual scientific research, rather than scare stories) and let people make their own decisions. I'd also tax things in proportion to the amount of added burden they are expected to place on the NHS and earmark that tax for such treatment.

So, yeah, treat people like adults really.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Yeah but a lot of adults are twats.

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Said it before, but will say it again:
/ac
Then remove their right to vote and classify them as not adults, but if you have a system that deems everyone over 18 and not actually mentally disabled as a rational, voting, adult (and whether you should is a whole other argument) then you should treat them as such. These twats decide (in theory, another debate here) bigger thing than what they can drink/smoke/inject/shove up their noses.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:44, Reply)

But how does one quantify who is a twat and who isn't.
It's subjective.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:45, Reply)

It's not actually.
I am the final arbiter.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:50, Reply)

This is the big debate
Personally I'd make everyone pass a citizenship/intelligence test before they can vote of breed, but if we are talking within the current legal framework, it's age based.

I'm not going to get in to the wider political debate because it's almost endless, I'm just saying that a rational adult (however you define that) should be given all the relevant info and be allowed to make their own decisions. If you can vote on who runs the country, you should be allowed any substances you like, as long as sufficient measures are taken to avoid harm to others.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:54, Reply)

CQ for our glorious leader!
Up the revolution!
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:55, Reply)

revolution bum

Hur hur
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Fcuk that. IQ tests would only make for a dull shit population chatting about star trek and playing dungeons and dragons.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Fine by me
I'd be happy for you and Beej to decide between you, although we might get a lot of chubby ginger voters.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:09, Reply)

I'm happy to let people run ferral like they do now.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:12, Reply)

I don't want to be in charge of anything.
I'm a follower, not a leader.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Fine, as neither of you want to the job, we'll go back to my original system.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:19, Reply)

I reckon if they discovered sugar tomorrow
it would be made illegal. Same for Caffine.

Ciggies should be illegal because they stink, that said since I quit 4 years ago not a day has gone past since where I don't fancy one. I do have the odd cigar though.
( Peej, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:41, Reply)

The only thing worse than a non-smoker
is a sanctimonious ex-smoker*


*er... I'm one of those too.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:44, Reply)

I'm not sactimonious I love smoking
I just didn't want to smoke in front of my kids and figured it would be best to stop. When my wife inevitably leaves me taking the kids, the house and the car I am sure I will start again.
( Peej, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:48, Reply)

I HATE ex-smokers.
"You know how bad that is for you?"

"No, I've been living in a fucking cave!"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Nah cigarettes need to stay.
They make you look cool in front of girls. I don't have much in my arsenal so I need to hold onto that.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:45, Reply)

You look even cooler if you wear a cowboy hat

( Peej, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:49, Reply)

*makes note*

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Lol

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:52, Reply)

nal
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:53, Reply)

I thought you were a Fulham supporter?
*confused*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:59, Reply)

I had some drugs once.
They made me do a LOL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Made me shit my trousers.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:47, Reply)

This is funny because it's true
I've had acid trips that have made me LOL for 12 hours non-stop, until my jaw ached and I had tears streaming down my cheeks. Unfortunately these things only made me laugh more.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:52, Reply)

I'm for full legalisation but only available at chemists
where the chemist bores you for 15 minutes telling you about the side effects before you can buy the drugs. If you really want the drugs you can get them but if you don't then it'll be a ballache.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Also, don't mix with paracetamol or drive

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:48, Reply)

I have another thought now,
you can take whatever drugs you like but you have to sign a waver and dip your finger in that ink they use in elections that doesn't wash off for 48 hours. So you can get fucked as you want but if you drive, cause a fight or go to work with a purple finger then you have to accept the consequences. Also you probably won't be allowed in pubs.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Seems reasonable

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Chompy for Drugs Tsar

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Legalise some to try first, then sell crack in Boots.
Alt:

Can I wear my Man Utd shirt?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Does that mean I'll have to be Jessica? I'm aware I've got the right surname though.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Jessica Antichrist?
How rare
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:08, Reply)

I think they should be legal, let the fucking public kill themselves.
If they're dimwitted enough to assume that it's now OK to do drugs now, and that there will be no side effects, they deserve to die. Then again, most of them do anyway.

Alt: No thanks.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Your public spiritedness is a shade warmer than Genghis Khan!
(Fuck off, Monty)
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:55, Reply)

I despise most people, meeting the public only ever enforces this.
Those who sit at home watching Jeremy Kyle, smoke 20 fags a day, then hold their hands out to the state because 'I can't work, innit?'. The same people who will believe absolutely everything written by the tabloids, those who believe that the EDL aren't just football scum without a team, but that they are speaking 'da troof', etc etc.

Fuck them all.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:57, Reply)

All fine points to add to the DICTATORSHIP NOW campaign.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:59, Reply)

You do realise that these people are a small minority?
Most people work and struggle like the rest of us.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Oh, I know. I hate other people for other reasons, these are just the ones annoying me today.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:00, Reply)

I'm not entirely sure these kind of people exist in great numbers.
I mean yes, in Lancashire it's a given that's what the overwhelming majority are like. But elsewhere? Nah not having it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:03, Reply)

I don't live in Lancashire, haven't for 7 years.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:04, Reply)

My point still (kind of) stands.
I'm not sure the kind of people you described really exist in such great numbers.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Literally, there could be 100 of them in the country, and I'd still wish for their immediate demise.
As I said above, it's they who are irritating me today.

Last night it was the EDL. After spending half an hour on the pictures on 'Still Laughing At The EDL' on facebook, some of them are incredibly funny, others are worrying. I know they are hugely in the minority, but it bothers me that people are genuinely ignorant enough to say some of the shit that they come out with.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:21, Reply)

*fucks off*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Pre-empting the G Khan history lesson
about what he actually did for "us".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:01, Reply)

WORD OF WARNING
Quentin is using your replies to this thread to compile a dossier which will be submitted to Inspector Morse before the end of the day, so REPLY WISELY, ADVENTURERS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:53, Reply)

I LIKE DRUGS AND HAVE TAKEN LOADS OF THEM.

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:54, Reply)

THIS^
But with less shouting
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Well, he basically admitted to raping his 'girlfriend' in the previous thread, so if he reports you, feel free to pass that on.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:55, Reply)

I see.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:55, Reply)

social services and the old bill are on their way to stopping you from using your son as child labour on your poppy farm as we speak

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Makes too much money in taxation to ban.
Plus, making fags more expensive is a way to ban them over time.
Social engineering innit.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Easy tax money more like.
Fags are £12 a pack in Australia, it will be like that here soon. Prices them away from children though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:59, Reply)

I feel sorry for young smokers.
How are they supposed to look cool when they can't afford fags?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Join the 'Monty Jugend'

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:02, Reply)

They could try listening to music loudly on public transport, talking in barely comprehensible patois and wearing their trousers round their knees.
That's bound to work.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:03, Reply)

and laughing annoyingly.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:04, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH INNIT!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:05, Reply)

Prices have gone down recently.
Well Camel Blues have. Used to be well over seven quid, they're £6.93 in Sainsburys now.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:05, Reply)

If I am honest
part of the appeal of drugs to me when I was a teenager was very much the counter-cultural aspect of them, obsessed as I was with the late 60s. I think if you got them from Boots in gay packaging, some of the allure would go out of them and usage would, in time, reduce - heavy users being pitied rather than 'respected' for being 'hardcore'.

But where would that leave me, eh readers? My problem is that my recreational activities have pretty much defined me since I was about 14 - take away my hobbies and I'd just be a very bored old cunt indeed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:02, Reply)

just still
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Bored, not boring

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Oh yeah.
I don't think it would matter what they did to drugs, I'd still be an illiterate fuckwit.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:07, Reply)

You'll become "straight edge"
And start listening to Emotive Hardcore
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:04, Reply)

I would rather die.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:11, Reply)

I'd rather you did too.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:11, Reply)

That's the spirit
Start moping around about how miserable you are and wish you were dead.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:12, Reply)

*votes for the "legalize" party*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:15, Reply)

You'd have a life quieter than BGB's underwear.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Lol

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:06, Reply)

There's a party going on and everyone is invited, I'd heard?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:14, Reply)

It was cancelled due to lack of interest.

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Awww, I had my ticket ready

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Drinking Tea would become cool
you could start a Lapsang empire
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:04, Reply)

You'd seem like less of a cunt.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:05, Reply)

That I doubt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Worth a try surely. Cheap way to change perceptions that.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:07, Reply)

stop calling people 'readers' it makes you seem like a flidmong cuntface

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Stop posting words of any kind, it has precisely the same effect

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:47, Reply)

People can change, it's just scary to think of changing.
You're also very lucky that you have a phenominal abilty to take massive drugs and get on with life.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:06, Reply)

MONTY, DON'T YOU DARE GO CHANGING YOU OLD RECIDIVIST.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:11, Reply)

I won't let you down.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:11, Reply)

I am counting on it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Short answer, the policy of criminalising drugs has now been run for many decades and has not solved the problem in any way
therefore teh only logical response is to takle the problem from another angle, legalisation or part legalisation could certainly be part of this.

"insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." Albert Einstein
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:06, Reply)

The fact is that life without some form of inebriation is long and fucking dull.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:11, Reply)

That's what THEY want for you.
Watching your misery through their cameras.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Talking sense to the mob doesn't work. This has been known by Governments since the Romans
Just throw them money or show them people being torn apart by wild animals occasionally and they'll love you for it.

Then the Emperor can get on with the business of naming all the months after himself and trying to fuck his sister, Commodus-I'm-looking-at-you
( Kroney, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:12, Reply)

I'm being made to watch some shite old property programme.
If anything, Kirsty Allsop is even more of an ugly trout faced barge arse when she's younger.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:10, Reply)

try taking some drugs, you'll enjoy TV more

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:12, Reply)

There's nothing I could take to make her attractive.
If there was, it should be fucking destroyed.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:12, Reply)

I'd smash it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:13, Reply)

How charming.

( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:14, Reply)

He wants to be hanging out of the back of it.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:14, Reply)

there's plenty of room

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:17, Reply)

I would.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:23, Reply)

I was referencing that awful football man.
Don't worry BGB, I'm still charming really.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Richard Keys.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:20, Reply)

For years I thought he was Eamon Holmes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Thinner and with more hair.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:23, Reply)

This describes everyone
apart from Al
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Less drugs for you.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:14, Reply)

She's no Sarah Beeny.
"Oh Sarah, go on, say 'profit' again".
( Kroney, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:15, Reply)

no no, say "Big mistake"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:17, Reply)

The government should grow a pair and legalise everything
then tax it and instantly solve our debt crisis. Although this would likely lead to massive loss of earnings in the area of London immediately surrounding Monty's flat.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Except for the corner shop where the takings will quadruple.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:14, Reply)

The second hand car market will suddenly be swamped
by an influx of modified Beemers and Mercs.
( Kroney, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Chiswick and Epping Forest would become derelict.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:15, Reply)

is chiswick full of drug dealers?
I thought they all lived in Elephant and Castle?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:16, Reply)

Love in E & C, live in Chiswick.
EDIT: Ninja bastard.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Well, it's full of wealthy dubious types.
I doubt they actually do any of the hands on dealing though.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:40, Reply)

It's only a matter of time before hideous fucking TV adverts ruin the fun though
"Got any old or unwanted drugs you're not using? Send them to EnviroEcstasy now to exchange them for cash!"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:17, Reply)

SEND THEM TO ME FOR CASH

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:18, Reply)

"How do you know which pharmacist sells the best quality smack?"
"GO COMPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:19, Reply)

It's where you go-ter
Get off your scro-ter!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:22, Reply)

This is suspiciously good
If you're the cunt behind those fucking adverts...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Haha.
Thankfully not.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Didn't someone on here know the opera singer chap from it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:25, Reply)

if they legalise everything drug dealers will just find something else to start peddling, or they'll undercut the gov't prices

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:25, Reply)

Yeah, like with ciggies
You can get those dodgy fake Lamberts that burn your throat.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:28, Reply)

they put glass in those, your effectively smoking a window
and thats ever worse than smoking marlboro, which isn't even a real place
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:29, Reply)

You used to be able to buy them from the butcher's by my nana's
They were only £4 for 20. I don't smoke any more though, and he doesn't sell them any more.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:32, Reply)

does he still sell meat?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Sadly he died from smoking glass.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:34, Reply)

As if he'd be daft enough to smoke those things

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:35, Reply)

yeah

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:35, Reply)

i bet the price of his meat has gone up over the years, to compensate for the glass tobacco he puts in it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 11:55, Reply)