Women in business?
But who will make the sandwiches?

Alt: A good rule of thumb is a sandwich needs a minimum of three fillings to be good.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:04, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I put it to you that Bacon and Ketchup is only two fillings.
Unless we are counted slightly salted butter as a filling too, I suppose.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Brown sauce is better than ketchup for Bacon.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:06, Reply)

I disagree, but I think we can at least settle on the fact that Tangled is wronger than either of us.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:07, Reply)

He's a veggie, what do you expect?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:33, Reply)

I'm doing food wrong.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:36, Reply)

Two fillings - not good enough.
Butter doesn't count, that is an essential glue not a filling.
At least add some mayonnaise, lettuce and tomato.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:08, Reply)

I refer you to AA's post below.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:08, Reply)

His typical northerner's response was typically northern.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Yet still correct

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:31, Reply)

fuck the fuck off.
putting vegetables in a sandwich that contains pig is a crime akin to being caught screwing your own daughter.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Merely a suggestion
I don't pretend to understand how you omnivores work.
Add some other bits of pig if you prefer, or some parts of another animal.
My point still stands (with some clarification): to make a sandwich good great, you need a minimum of 3 fillings.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:16, Reply)

I think in a lot of cases you are correct
however, there are certain exceptions. One of those being the humble bacon sarnie, which clearly only needs two fillings.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:17, Reply)

I only ever eat vegetarian bacon*
and I'm sure you will agree that needs all the help it can get.


*Yes. Vegetarian bacon. I know, I'm an abomination.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:20, Reply)

you've let the board down, you've let me down
but most of all, you've let yourself down.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:22, Reply)

*hangs head in shame*
*thinks about what I've done*


*flicks Vs behind badgo's back*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:30, Reply)

What about fruit?
As a fresh pork sandwich with apple sauce is pretty damn good
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:30, Reply)

Permissable in specific circumstances, but it's a tightrope, Agners. Watch your step with that.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:40, Reply)

The only one that springs to mind is the example above, currently

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:42, Reply)

fried onions in a hotdog did also spring to mind
but that's arguably outside of the whole sandwich genre anyway.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:46, Reply)

Fried onions & mushrooms in a bacon sandwich is excellent.
But do either of them count as fruit?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:48, Reply)

Yet the BLT goes against that, as the best way to improve it is to remove the lettuce and tomato.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 12:06, Reply)