Well a lovely english couple adopt a baby from germany
they take him into their home and treat him well, he's a happy child very well behaved and they have no problems with him.
All goes well until at the age of three they realise he's still not talking at all, they take him to the doctors, he gets checked over and there's nothing physically wrong with him.
He they gets taken to a psychiatrist and months of tests are performed on him, he's not abnormal in any way, he's just mute.
The couple eventually give up hope, realising they'll have to look after a mute child for the rest of their lives, still that's the only thing wrong so they count their blessings.

Then at the age of five he's sat at the table eating his dessert.
"Diz stroodle iz ah bit tepid" he says calmly.

"oh my god, you can talk, it's a miracle, why haven't you said anything before now?!?" ask his parents ecstatically.

"Up until now everythig haz been satisfactory"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:48, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

taht german bloke on QI has a weird neck

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:50, Reply)

i have seen him live and i fucking love him.
His neck is the least of his worries, he looks like he's survived a hatchet attack.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:55, Reply)

whats wrong with him? was he born like that?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:58, Reply)

German?
Yes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:59, Reply)

I don;t know.
But if you look at his eyes he looks a bit Simpsons-like, and 'cut in half' and his hands look a bit bisected too.
He's a lovely fella though and I'm not making fun of him. I'm curious as to how he got that way.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 14:12, Reply)

me too, i think he's very funny
funnier than most of the cunts here anyways, they're not funny at all the unfunny cunts

god i wish sasha was here
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 14:15, Reply)

Is she the truth fairy or some other woman you work(ed) with?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 14:16, Reply)

oh god no, louise is minging
imagine ghengis khan in a spice girls wig
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 14:17, Reply)

I think you should lock your office door and have a nice big cry

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 14:19, Reply)

And then post a pic up of it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 14:19, Reply)

have a nice big cry kill yourself
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 14:19, Reply)

YOU ARE A COLD, DEAD PERSON

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 14:21, Reply)

i think you may be right, i'm gonna print that photo and just sob my heart out

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 14:21, Reply)

sob .. oh, I can't be arsed. Fill in the blank yourselves.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 14:23, Reply)

hahaha, this made me laugh far too much

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:51, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:52, Reply)