Who is AWT?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 14:53, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

worrell thompson
cheese thief extraordinaire
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Oh him, I heard about that.
Strange thing for a well off chef to be stealing.

How is your detox going?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 14:58, Reply)

easy and successful in that i feel much better about not drinking DC and eating chocolate and am saving shitloads of cash
but boring. so so so boring.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:01, Reply)

I went into Sports Direct last night to buy some heal supports
and came out with more lycra.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:02, Reply)

what colour lycra? this is important

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Grey leggings with orange trim around the ankles.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:04, Reply)

i can't mock that
can we pretend you said pink with lemon piping?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:05, Reply)

There were some with pink trim
but they were a couple of quid more expensive, and in the wrong size.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:07, Reply)

pink trim is no good either
i'm talking overly tight bright neon pink shorts.

THOSE i could mock. sort it out!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:09, Reply)

Are you confusing me with Mighty Badger?
I mostly wear green and black lycra.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:12, Reply)

i was angling for a picture of you in tight pink lycra hotpants

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:15, Reply)

I like the angle of your picture on your company website.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:17, Reply)

what, squashed?
i look nothing like that in real life, trust me.

although the angle - believe it or not, we had a mad woman in HR at the time who actually got my head between her hands and positioned it like that. she is also the only person on the planet who has ever gotten hold of my eyelashes. and the men said they feared for their penises.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:23, Reply)

It's the fact that your head is tilted about 20 degrees to the left and you're looking off camera.
It's an odd look, I think you should ask for it to be replaced.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:32, Reply)

send me a link and I'll give my opinion as a professional photographer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:33, Reply)

Now, this here puts me in a terrible quandry.
I'm all about taking the piss and mockery. But is it right that I send out a link to someone's company website without their explicit permission? I mean, I know Swipey has said some really unpleasant things about my wife, but I'm trying to be the bigger person and let it go, which is why I'm letting her attend this weekends meeting with Amberl.

So, in essence, I don't think I can reasonably send you that link Ape. I'm sorry.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:41, Reply)

I know, I'll hav e to delve the deepest recess of my filthy imagination instead

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:46, Reply)

I will however just post the picture here

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Do you see what I mean about the head tilt and the looking off camera?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:49, Reply)

It is a little odd you're right
poor swipey
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:51, Reply)

our head of BD keeps saying to me that we should get it replaced
but i just can't be bothered.

also i am not going to the weekend bash. i am in cheshire for my dad's birthday.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Oh man, so I cancelled my plans for nothing?
Oh Swipe, we've had our differences, but would it have hurt that much to keep me in the loop?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:55, Reply)

i was never going on the 14th!
when it was the 8th, it could have been at mine, but that was all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Yeah whatever, it's all about you isn't it, as long as you're okay it doesn't make the blindest bit of difference what other peoples plans are.
I hope you're feeling pleased with yourself, I really do.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:04, Reply)

amberl was crashing at mine on 8 jan
so we said drinks. then she moved it to 14 jan, but i couldn't make that date. this is really where my involvement in the whole thing ceases.

however, rakky and i will organise another monster london bash in the summer. THAT will involve me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Can I dress up like a monster?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:12, Reply)

would you need a costume?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Oh lol!
I see what you did there.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:16, Reply)

yeah, i'm witty and subtle like that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Amberl did say that we had a lot in common like that.
I kind of got the impression she was trying to fix us up. She's a sweet kid.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:22, Reply)

she's a damn sight more mature than either of us

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:23, Reply)

I now have lycra leggings with a little pocket over the arse to store my inhaler in.
*wheezes to finish line*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:04, Reply)