I've previously got onto both buses and trains without paying the correct fare for my journey.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 14:58, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

^this
And I never paid any poll tax when I was a student.

*raises fist in solidarity*
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 14:59, Reply)

Oh BGB, I am really looking forward to Download and spending some realy quality time with you.
I feel like we never really talk like we used to and that we're just drifting apart emotionally.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:00, Reply)

I'm looking forward to getting rat arsed and trying to stick my tongue down your throat.

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:01, Reply)

I'm going to take my own tent so we can have some "private time" away from teh caravan if things go that way.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Sweet!

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:04, Reply)

I'm hoping that Amberl comes along too, then we could all slip off together.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:04, Reply)

You want to be the filling in a boobie sandwich?

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:07, Reply)

And what a sandwich that would be.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:14, Reply)

You can supply the mayo.
I disgust myself sometimes.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:15, Reply)

Blousie's special sauce.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:16, Reply)

If there's a few of you.
Jibbing trains is the easiest thing in the world. I've got to Newcastle and back for nowt on more than one occasion. Wouldn't do it any more because I can't be arsed and can afford it now.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Why is it easier if there are lots of you?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:03, Reply)

If you're on your own there's nowhere to hide really.
If there's a few of you distractions can be made etc. The easiest way is when a couple mates have tickets (there's always saps that buy them) and sit by a table, when the inspector comes into your carriage you just dive under them and wait til he goes. Couple minutes of being uncomfortable but saves a hundred odd quid.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:08, Reply)