You've stolen a house!!!!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:15, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Oh Jeff.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Oh Barry.
You came and you gave without taking, but I sent you away.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:25, Reply)

Cheer me up Jeff.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:35, Reply)

I've joined a gym which I know I'll never use.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:37, Reply)

I'm joining the gym when I get back on Monday/Tuesday.
I'll go about three times I reckon. I still owe DW Fitness 300 quid from cancelling my direct debit with them, their debt collectors weren't very good though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:42, Reply)

Good work Bazza.
So what happened with this bird earlier?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:46, Reply)

She text me an hour before we were supposed to meet (four hours after I text her).
Saying she couldn't do it and we'll see each other at the weekend. I wouldn't mind if I didn't know that she'll 100% cancel this weekend too.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 23:08, Reply)

That is the woman you really like yes?
What about the one who left your house just before you posted, who is she?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 23:09, Reply)

Thats her aye.
The one that just left was an ex.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 23:20, Reply)

You should start sending out bills for your time.
That'll stop the timewasters.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 23:32, Reply)

I joined a gym specifically so that my innate miserliness
would force me to exercise regularly. Otherwise it's wasted money, see?

I like to pit my vices against each other.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 22:56, Reply)

I'm sure I'll go a few times.
And that'll probably be it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 23:00, Reply)