Oh dear lordy, I went shopping again, I struggled to take it all back to my flat, there was so much, my fingers are still numb from the shopping bags even though I've been home for 15 minutes.
I got some purple scales to go with my purple microwave and purple kettle, they look like an old sweet shop's scales, big dial, metal, perfect for making cakes.
And I got a big purple pot for if I have 4-5 people around I can bake something if I want too.
And I got some caffine tablets instead of drinking energy drinks.
And I got some fags and fizzy pops
And I got some motzerella and salamis and mango chucknee, 'cus I was gonna make a pizza for dinner, but on the way home I decided to go into the mexican place and get a take-away and try their ribs, so for dinner I got a big load of ribs with coalslaw and chips and jellipino poppers and bluecheese dip.

For some reason my tablets this morning were really strong, they knocked me for six, so I thought some fresh air would be in order, so I went to the shops. OHOHOHOHOHOH I got a couple of t-shirts too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:45, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

you are consumerman!
Perhaps I will be too - I might make all my kitchen equipment red, though. Not with blood, mind, like properly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:52, Reply)

0o0o0o0o0o0oh. O also got a whisk and ladle, Colourware range, one blue and one purple, because my utensals and knives are multicoloured.
You should do Orange, you can get most things in orange and it's a nice bright viberent colour.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:54, Reply)

and the crappy 2nd hand
sofa/armchair I have at the mo are orange-y
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:55, Reply)

i just realised you were replyng to the kitchen one
i will not be having sofas in the kitchen
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:58, Reply)

My mate has a georgous kitchen that I'm very jelly of in a lot of respects.
It's black, chrome and with glossy orange trimmings.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:07, Reply)

gonna paint the lounge orange and red, too
not sure about the bedroom - maybe purple, maybe teal
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:55, Reply)

Oh lovely, I'm thinking mexican back ally or tattoie (the star wars place that looked mexican and poor).

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:08, Reply)

Herro

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:07, Reply)

Hello my darling, hello my love, how are you doing?
Panto, aye? Tell me all about it, they must have made you use a _lot_ of make-up to be one of the ugly sisters.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:09, Reply)

I think this would look good in your kitchen
www.popartuk.com/humour/wash-your-mouth-out-with-chocolate-44023-tin-sign.asp

I'm not an ugly sister this year... I'm Jack - Prince of Diamonds.
I've got a gun for shooting haggis but I'm not very good at it which is probably for the best as the haggis are dressed up kids.
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:16, Reply)

Haha, oh man, I love those signs.
I'm waiting 'till we do it up in a month or soo's time before I accessorise it though.

That sounds great, where abouts are you based again? Was it yorkshire? It would be nice to see you in action.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:23, Reply)

We? You got a housemate?
Yes, West Yorkshire. You're more than welcome to come to the panto, you know where I am if you want details.

I kind of wish I could spam it on here but I'm scared of getting heckled, it was bad enough having Bogus there front row centre last year and he's got the same for this year.
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:27, Reply)

The last thing I'd do is invite a bunch of b3tans to a public event where I'm on stage making a fool of myself.
ref. piston_broke
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:33, Reply)

Apparently I'm not bad at panto though, that's the difference.

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:35, Reply)

I did the stage-handing at a panto for a few years, one of the best things I ever did, such a proper laugh.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:39, Reply)

Nah', I mean Me and Ma' when I say 'we' about my flat. I'm the only one living here, but in my mind she's just as much part of this flat as I am.
Oh cool, I probably most likely won't come, but if you were close then I would be there without a doubt.

You know what sp@m, everyone in Yorkshire who you know already has you on Facebook, put it up on there instead, that way there are only offline-friends.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:36, Reply)

Smooooth.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:16, Reply)

Me and sp@m go WAAAY back, we're tight yo'.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:22, Reply)

That last comment was nothing to do with my race.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:22, Reply)

WAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
back, almost as far back as b3ta's womb days.
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:28, Reply)

Totally

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:45, Reply)

I just bought something as well Gonz.
To fill the gaping hole of loneliness and self loathing in my life I've spent two hundred and seventy quid on a jacket. At least it was 40% off, eh?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:22, Reply)

Link it Baz.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:31, Reply)

shop.acnestudios.com/shop/sale/men-s-sale/outerwear/armstrong.html
I tried it on in Liberty in the summer and it's amazing, goose down inner and all that jazz. Proper warm. I only EVER buy clothes online when I'm in a bad mood. I have tons of stuff bookmarked and then if I'm angry/depressed/down I buy something. Probably explains why I have so many clothes.
(I fully appreciate it looks nothing special and it doesn't, wouldn't even glance twice at it if I hadn't tried it on).
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:37, Reply)

I've never met you Barry.
But I'm pretty sure you're the only person who could get away with a jacket like that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:39, Reply)

The girls I knock about with at uni say my style goes from amazing to the amazingly offensive.
I do try and wind people up with what I wear most of the time.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:41, Reply)

I like that lots, did you go for green or black?
I can totally dig the whole bad-mood = spend-money thing, but is there anything that isn't so funds-absorbing you can go for? Like DVDs, or anything else that'll get you frothing? Not making any judgements on your cash here, I don't have a clue about them, it's just that it seems a lot. Maybe you can get the same releaf by finding a bargin of clothing instead?

I do the same thing on Play.com, but I also force myself to wait 'till the next morning, and if I still want it, depending on what it is, I'll get it or wait 'till payday. And when I was your age, I was a hell of a lot worst at doing that than I am now.

It's the whole consumerism world we live in these days, I could easily spend a grand on nice new clothes if I had a grand to spend. I saw some lovely stuff in Marks'n'Sparks today, and there are a few Closing Down sales in the town, but I stopped myself on account of already being satiside by the homewares.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:45, Reply)

Went for the green.
I don't normally spend that much, this is by far my most outlandish angry purchase. By about a hundred and twenty quid. I don't regret it most of the time, by the time it turns up I'm well happy with it. I'd never buy nice stuff like this otherwise, when I'm of sound mind I'm reasonably frugal.

But I'm very fucked off today so thought what the hell. Although it doesn't always work out well, I still wonder what was going through my head when I spent sixty quid on a summer scarf. Still not worn it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:53, Reply)

Gawd Bless ya' self-worth-confirming styrophome covered goods (or price-tags in your case).
Hook us up a link, I ain't ever had a single piece of clothing worth that kind of dosh before, I bet it's well nice though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:38, Reply)