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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That's a risky one with the name in the phone like that.
I had a girl saved as "Please Die" in mine a few years back and she saw it. That was fun.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:16, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I used to have my landlord saved as "think quickly"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)
"I am washing my hair tonight and so must regrettably decline your generous offer of arse rape in lieu of rent."

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:20, Reply)
Rape implies I wouldn't be up for it
Don't be silly, Stunned poster.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:24, Reply)
It's only rape if you don't push back.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:26, Reply)
Hahaha

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)
Hahaha I'm stealing that.
Although I wish I knew about it before a couple of days ago, they've been harassing me for ages and I've just paid four months rent.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:23, Reply)
You can get it back though
All you need is a balaclava and an easy point of entry... oh look who I'm telling
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:24, Reply)
That's fucking burglary, way beyond my remit.
Even if it wasn't I'm retired now anyroad.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:30, Reply)
I'm intrigued to know exactly what your remit was

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:32, Reply)
reminds me of bobby's story about
seeing himself in someone's phone as "turd".

i LOL'd a LOT at that.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:19, Reply)

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