How about deleting his number and barring it from your phone?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:18, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

how will that help us fall madly back in love
and move to antigua and live on the beach happily ever after??

:(((
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:21, Reply)

I think his love of the cock will be more of an issue
than communication problems.

That, and the nasty ebola epidemic in Antigua
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Well frankly it won't
But him being an enormously self-obsessed turd-burglar won't help either.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:25, Reply)

But the Reverend is on the market Swipey
Every cloud...

(sorry to hear of your shite weekend mate)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Thanks mate.
*straightens cravat, licks eyebrows*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:32, Reply)

is that an oral sex joke?
or did i read waaaay too much into it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:34, Reply)

ATTENTION LADIES
This man is newly single and has a freakishly long tongue!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:35, Reply)

well, clearly you're as bad as i am
i wasn't sure if he meant that fingertip grooming thing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:36, Reply)

I'm sure he did
but where's the terrifying mental image in that?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I prefer to remain an enigma....

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:39, Reply)

You know this to be a colossally bad idea.
Move on, bird.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)

i do have a hot banker in the pipeline (so to speak)
so watch this space.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Rhyming slang?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Bankers have been doing the general public up the pipeline for far too long.
It's why we're in this mess in the first place.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Swipey's bumhole will soon be acting as a metaphor for the British economy

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:42, Reply)

That's more like it.
I am sure you have enough best friends anyway, an ex-boyfriend as a bezzie is never a good idea. What happens when you're in a relationship with a new man?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Stunned is right
It's only a matter of time before the ex drunkenly advises the new boyfriend to "get her to do that thing with the ping-pong ball"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:41, Reply)

I stayed quite close with the ex wife for a bit.
Although there were a lot of things still tying us together, like her mum being ill and then dying. It kind of fizzled when her new bloke came along, though. Probably just as well.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:45, Reply)