As of this morning, my new favourite thing is our bathroom scales
I don't expect this to last, however, and am taking applications for the position.

Alt: Ah, Rusty Lee. My second interracial wank fantasy, after Uhura, OBVIOUSLY.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:46, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

so all we have to do is tell you you've lost weight?
well then, if the scales say you lost 5lb, I say you lost 6
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:48, Reply)

Nicely done
That's a smashing blouse you're wearing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Why was Lt Uhura black?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:52, Reply)

A combination of genetics and the need for appeasement in 60s America

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Correct.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:56, Reply)

Quizzes I can do
It's human interaction that scares me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:57, Reply)

It's actually a joke.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:58, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1500879
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:59, Reply)

*remembers the weekend ahead*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*wipes tears from eyes*

Brilliant joke, Stunned poster, just quality
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:05, Reply)

I hope we give you the Southampton treatment!
That's VD and a kicking.

We are shit at home. You might be in with a shout.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:07, Reply)

We are shit EVERYWHERE
Plus Chambo is suspended. You know how on Fifa you can select "quit match" and automatically suffer a 3-0 loss? Be easiest for all concerned if we just did that ahead of Saturday. Save everyone some time.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:11, Reply)

is he going to kick your ass?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Lick.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:25, Reply)

probably because one or vboth of her parents were.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Ha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:56, Reply)

My godfathers!
Is that Young Darth? I barely recognised you lad, you look like you've lost at least a stone.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:52, Reply)

I say he has lost TWO!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Oh hush your sweet talk
I'm kidding, please carry on
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Have you done something with your hair?
It looks much nicer than I remember.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:54, Reply)

Not yet
Am planning to go apeshit on it with some colour. There'll be pictures. Oh, there'll be pictures.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:56, Reply)

I'm sure it will look lovely Darling.
I cut mine right down a week back and , as a consequence, cut all the colour out of it.

Not sure there's enough left to be worth dying yet.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:13, Reply)

You don't need scales
You just need superskinny jeans, and the more easily they go on, and the complete lack of muffin top tell you it's going well
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Superskinny?
They were called drainpipes in my day.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:57, Reply)

Drainpipes weren't stretchy though.
They got knees in them
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:58, Reply)

I see.
(I don't)
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:06, Reply)

Yes, but,
then I'll look like a cunt.

+ more
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:57, Reply)

Or a leaping frog

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Al-buuuuu-querque!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:12, Reply)

I was thinking that too.
I now have it as an ear worm.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:13, Reply)

'tis a lovely song

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 13:14, Reply)