Much more exciting than Dozer's arrival
I'M BACK

As you were
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:05, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*runs round house with shirt over head*

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:06, Reply)

*cops a feel*
I'm going to need a bigger handspan
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:07, Reply)

You're also going to need a bigger penis.

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:09, Reply)

Hahaha
No I'm not
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:11, Reply)

Let's be honest blousie, you'll take anything right now.
Even if he was a half incher.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:13, Reply)

The only reason I'm single right now is because I'm fussy.
I'm trying not to be. I even clicked on a chappie on a dating website that didn't like reading.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:14, Reply)

See now this is the problem. You're looking for love.
In my experience love finds you, smashes you over the head, drags you off kicking and screaming then locks you away from the world effectively ruining your life.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:17, Reply)

if only it would
*sigh*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:18, Reply)

You've been married.
Are you saying you weren't in love?
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:19, Reply)

wish i wasn't

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:20, Reply)

Don't pine over me Captain
You'll get over this infatuation, same as Blousie, b3th, Berk and Bella did. My indefinable charm has simply moved onto the C's.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:22, Reply)

oh, but how can I?
you are so brutal with all our hearts gussetts.

wish i hadn't thought of that now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:23, Reply)

Darth Foxtrot THE CUNT DESTROYER.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:26, Reply)

Cavey, Comrad Quixote and .............

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:24, Reply)

I would say Clendrix but I'm too scared
M should be good. Looking forward to M.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:26, Reply)

Clendrix is loved up already.

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:28, Reply)

Yeah
The availability of the woman is what's flawed about this idea
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:30, Reply)

I DONES A LOVE FOR YOU DARF!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:28, Reply)

Don't try to queuejump sweetheart
You'll get your turn
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:30, Reply)

DON'T MESS WIF MY HARTZ!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:31, Reply)

Feel free to skip J

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:25, Reply)

Oh God, skip K too.

( Kroney, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:30, Reply)

No can do
Kristine's really been looking forward to it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:31, Reply)

Trust you to find the positive there cavy.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:19, Reply)

Well it's not found me in thirty years so I might as well give up then?

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:19, Reply)

You're only 30?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:20, Reply)

46 but I wasn't really interested till I hit 16.

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:21, Reply)

shit, game over man GAME OVER.
See, what you should do is settle. Unless you like being on your own.
OR, just pay for sex and think FUCK YOU ALL YOU CUNTS.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:23, Reply)

I think I'll stay on my own then : (

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:25, Reply)

Aww, it's never too late blousie.
Thing about that one person for everyone gig is, how do you know the one for you isn't a 78 year old shit farmer from rural china?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:28, Reply)

As long as likes reading and tattoos then I'm fine.

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:30, Reply)

mr chang HORNY!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:32, Reply)

Me so horny. Me love you long time.
Fucky fucky!
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:34, Reply)

I think mr chang would be happy with that.
Quick blousie, book that ticket to china now!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:37, Reply)

Actually, I might be going that way next year to visit friends.
Truefact!
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:47, Reply)

OMG IT'S FATE!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:51, Reply)

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( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:57, Reply)

Evening DF

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:08, Reply)

Evening mate
It's not looking good at the business end of the Second Division is it.

I'm calling it that in the hope that we'll go back twenty years to when we were good.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:10, Reply)

I think you'll be fine
My lot on the other hand....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:16, Reply)

Impossible to say with this division innit
At least you've got a player who knows where the fucking goal is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:17, Reply)

We have? Who?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:19, Reply)

Has Maynard not been doing the business?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:23, Reply)

No, he is out of contract at the end of the season, and the club are hoping someone will buy him.
He's been shocking recently.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:25, Reply)

There must be some virus that makes once-useful black strikers shit
It's also claimed Marcus Tudgay, Marlon Harewood, Ishmael Miller and Dexter Blackstock.

This statement is spectacularly unfair for reasons of (respectively) not that bad actually, only played one game, injured and just coming back from a year off having done his cruciate, but I wanted to join in with the sweeping racism.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:29, Reply)