I'm wearing one sandal and one shoe as I have a cut on the top of my foot which won't heal.
My left toes are incredibly cold and I only walked about thirty yards from the newsagent to my office.

Still on the plus side, I have croissants and Mango juice.

And, last night I went to see Wicked, and you know what Darth was correct in his assertion that it is a brilliant production.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 8:48, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You probably have runners AIDS
Who cares about the production I bet it was still fucking bent
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 8:49, Reply)

I realise you're a bit of a simpleton, but surely even someone as retarded as you knows that it is possible to refer to a show in a theatre as a "production"
Though as it happens, the production of said show was also very good.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Only a mincing nob jockey would use that terminology
I can therefore conclude that you are a mincing nob jockey.

All musicals are shit and bent and fucking shit, the end.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Your post contains nothing but facts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 8:55, Reply)

I only deal in the currency of facts
later today; why poor people should not get the dole, all the facts straight from my fingers to your eyes.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 8:56, Reply)

THESE ARE THE NEEEEEWWWWS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:10, Reply)

it's alright though because now we have "Miranda" and "two pints of lager and a packet of crsips"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Phew.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:17, Reply)

Heseltine fading fast.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:12, Reply)

So, to summarise,
you are a bender. A bender who wears sandals. And likes 'musical theatre'. 'Musical theatre' based on 'The Wizard of Oz'. The same 'Wizard of Oz' which all massive gays love.

Are you my old CDT teacher Mr Lee? He had a Sinclair C5 which he rode around the playground.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Yes Monty, I am your old CDT teacher.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Can I have a go on your Sinclair C5?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 8:57, Reply)

No.
I only let people who don't tell lies about beheaded drug dealers ride on my C5.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:03, Reply)

Count me in
does it drive like my mobilty scooter?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:04, Reply)