I worked for The Coca-Cola Company for five years.
It is better in a can than a plastic bottle as the can chills to a lower temperature.

I could not survive without my mobile phone (it goes everywhere with me due to my epilepsy), central heating and my power shower.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:38, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Apologies, I'm not getting why your epilepsy means your phone goes everywhere with you
Thanks for the offer of a pint last night by the way
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:41, Reply)

My phone contains my ICE number, details of my medication etc in case I have a seizure when away from home.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:42, Reply)

Oh that does make sense
My phone goes with me everywhere too, because I have neediness issues.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:43, Reply)

Strange how you don't seem to remember how to USE IT then
Morning Dorothy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:44, Reply)

It's afternoon, and you know that Dorothy is OUR SPECIAL NAME
Morning Princess
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:47, Reply)

yay! a needy-off

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:47, Reply)

WHO WILL WIN!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:49, Reply)

SOCIETY

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:49, Reply)

Only once I've finally succumbed and done the decent thing.
*necks bottle of pills*
*realises they were skittles*
*housewhales*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:51, Reply)

I can't help it, Chompy.
It's what happens when you grow up without friends.
You wouldn't understand.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:49, Reply)

You grew up without friends?
Jesus! Even I had friends and I was a total shy emo kid.
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:50, Reply)

I was fat, speccy and a total bookworm.
Add to that extremely strict parents, a total lack of 'trendy' clothes, and moving house every couple of years, and you hardly get a recipe for social butterflyness.

I honestly can't believe me and DJ are related, sometimes.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:52, Reply)

Urgh! doesn't sound like a great childhood.

( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:55, Reply)

It's made me the freak I am today.
Still, can't complain, eh?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:57, Reply)

True!
*freakshighfives*
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:59, Reply)

You've proved that wrong many times on here.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:02, Reply)

What, the complaining?
I know, I keep forgetting that internet isn't real.
I'm very sorry, Chompy. I'll try harder in future.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:04, Reply)

*points and laughs*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:15, Reply)

I've got a better idea
needy fuck
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:49, Reply)

I'll be honest
If I came across someone having an epileptic fit, my first though wouldn't be "Quick, check his phone". Do I lack training in this matter?
Also, does your phone not have some sort of security measure, such as a PIN, to prevent other people from using it?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:45, Reply)

No pin. Paramedics know to check someone's phone for an ICE number.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:47, Reply)

What does ICE stand for?
Please tell me it's not In Case of Epilepsy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:48, Reply)

In case of emergency

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:49, Reply)

Oh yeah
Turns out I have neediness and intelligence issues
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:53, Reply)

I would wipe their face clean, though
In case someone discovered what I had done.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:47, Reply)

Thrown your washing in?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:48, Reply)

Choked on a sock?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:16, Reply)