and Shloer

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:21, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

if you are a friend of dorothy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:23, Reply)

i had a bit too much to drink last night and it gave me nightmares
:(((((((
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:24, Reply)

You are The Electric Prunes AI bet no-one bar Tango has a fucking clue about this gag

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Funnily enough that has been in my head since I read his post.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Great, great record.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Ever heard any of the Back From the Grave garage comps?
Volume three is one of the best of its kind. 'Best of Pebbles' vols 1 & 2 are also superb. Vol 1 took some serious looking to acquire.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:32, Reply)

I've heard a couple of the BFTG ones, but don't own any
I have several of the Pebbles series.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:34, Reply)

I had too much to dream?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Woo!
Battered is in the cool club.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:32, Reply)

i don't know what you're talking about
i can't remember the first one, but the second one involved me on a train, and a couple of scary looking old ladies running along the tracks next to it, one jumped between the wheels and exploded with a loud shriek and lots of blood. The train jumped off the trakcs and juddered. The other lady turned into a pteradactyl and started chasing the train.

Truly horrible it was, i'm never touching leibfraumilch again
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:33, Reply)

i wish somebody would validate the terrifyingness of my dream :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:46, Reply)

hahahha
I totally get this and it is hilarious. Can I be in the cool club?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)

This would create a paradox
A cool club with you as a member?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Shloer
Is not an acceptable non alcoholic drink. If you are in a pub and a non drinker then fuck off, if you are a reformed alchoholic you may have a mixer such as tonic water. If you are the designated driver then you are a pussy and should have told your friends to fuck off and get a cab.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Or just drive like a real man

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Yeah
Fuck them squashy pedestrians they wont damage the paintwork.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:39, Reply)

I hate non-drinkers in pubs.
Sit in the house and have a cup of tea you nuisance!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Or at least wait outside in the car until we're ready for a lift home.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Yeah,
fucking weirdo.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:44, Reply)

They can stay at home
You can just call them 20 minutes before you are ready for the lift,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)

don't care, so long as they're not sat with me being a sly weirdo

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:46, Reply)

my girlfriends boss is teetotal
so her xmas party was shit, everyone has to behave because she's the one who'll remember everything the next day
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:51, Reply)

Exactly.
Pure slyness and "I'M BETTER THAN YOU!"
Worst was my mum's mate husband who used to pretend to drink but it was lemonade. That's pure sly.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:52, Reply)

Yeah but if they are outside
then you might see them when nipping out for a smoke
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:58, Reply)

Hmmm, yeah.
yeah tell them to sit in the house drining their fucking tea and watching Family Fortunes while being better than you
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:12, Reply)